This is the cat that worried the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

» I had a lot of weird dreams last night, but the best one was a Sesame Street segment starring Bert as a millionaire vampire who fought crime. I think he had a monocle.

» I was in a café downtown and there was a sign on the emergency door: Do not open door after dusk. What do you suppose would happen? A horde of zombies would rush in?

» I bought a bar of chocolate today that was 99% cocoa. I'm a little afraid to try it. Either it will be so bitter as to be inedible or unwrapping it will cause a singularity and all matter will be sucked into it.

» I hear there's new SPN this week. About bloody time. Maybe I should finally make myself an icon.

» Life without caffeine is surprisingly good. There's this whole thing where you wake up in the morning and you actually are awake. Plus I'm committing way less crimes.

» In defiance of the forecast, the sun came out today. I was glad.