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"Why did you bring me off-world?" Daniel said.

"Alien sex pollen," Jack said. "I can't have sex with another man without a mind-altering drug to blame it on."

"That's sweet." Daniel sniffed and rubbed his eyes. "But Jack--"

"Of course I brought protection: 6 condoms and my P90." It was adorable that Daniel was so touched by Jack's thoughtfulness. It was that boyish sensitivity that had first drawn Jack to Daniel. Also his ass.

"Jack, I'm aller-- *CHOO* --gic to pollen!" Daniel wiped his face on his shirt. "But I still *ACHOO* love *ACHOO* you *ACHOO*"

Jack dialled home.

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"Why did you call me over?" Harry said.

"To get you drunk," Jack said and turned on the hockey game.