No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.

1. You did the anonymous paranoia meme! I never would have thought.

2. I can't believe you did the anonymous paranoia meme.

3. The anonymous paranoia meme? I'm really disappointed in you.

4. My god, did nobody ever tell you about mouthwash?

Okay, enough of that. I can't quite understand this meme. It's not even like Slam Book Fever! where you get to see what people think of you. What's the attraction in saying something and not having the recipient know it's about them? And how does this meme make you feel when you read it?

5. I secretly think you hate me because you never comment on my entries.