PoT Fic: Absence Makes the Heart (MomoKai)

When I travel, I usually try to think up a fic idea to entertain myself with. This is what I came up with while I was on my way back from vac. It just took me all week to write it down.

Absence Makes The Heart by Halrloprillalar
MomoKai, R, 3000 words.
Momo can't wait.

Timeframe: Summer break of their third year. They're both 15 here, though Momo only just.

( He ought to wait until Kaidoh calls him. )

Things that are cool.

Oxford University scientists have employed infra-red technology to open up the hoard, known as the Oxyrhynchus Papyri, and with it the prospect that hundreds of lost Greek comedies, tragedies and epic poems will soon be revealed.

Please tell me there will be Sappho. Please.


And it's Trailer Park Boys Night in Canada! Long have I awaited season five. I must say, it's a good thing I've been watching all that anime or I wouldn't have understood such scintillating dialogue as ichiban no motherfucker and Julian motherfucker yarou.

I won't post spoilers, but I have a good feeling about this season, more so than last. I feel like the boys are in a good place to work together and that's what I like to see.

If you've never seen Trailer Park Boys, it's a faux reality show (like The Office) about Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, three dumb guys who live in a trailer park in Canada. (I think they're in Nova Scotia.) The producers describe it as "COPS from the criminals point of view". It's excessively profane and very fucking funny. Highly recommended. If you're not lucky enough to live in Canada, you can still get the DVDs from Amazon.

Epsiode titles from S1:

Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park
Fuck Community College, Let's Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers
Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape!
Mrs. Peterson's Dog Gets Fucked Up
I'm Not Gay, I Love Lucy... Wait a Second, Maybe I am Gay
Who the Hell Invited These Idiots to My Wedding?

It's Canadian culture at it's finest.