Make your own fun.

fanfiction.net, how I love you! You bring me:

* Treize and Zechs, drunk and dancing to Nine Inch Nails' Closer. I want to fuck you like an animal.

* Anne, married to an abusive Roy Gardiner, comes home to Green Gables with a broken arm. Gilbert can heal her arm, but what about her heart?

* Ron watches Draco sexily eating a banana. Every day. At lunch in front of everybody. You bring me closer to God.

* Iron Chef poetry. "Cooking whatever you please/With the theme ingredient-/Foie gras? Cheese?"

* Jessica Wakefield, Vampire Slayer. (This is different from Buffy how?)

* Oh-so-much Atobe/Momoshiro.

* Angel remembering that fateful day in 1954 when Godzilla came to Tokyo.

* Ash vs George Lucas. (But what I really want to see is Ash vs Fonzie.)

* Little House on the Prairie cross-gen spanking kink fic. No kidding. It was...freaky.

But, dammit, the Degrassi fic is all Next Gen. And when I google "Snake/Joey Jeremiah slash" all that comes up is my unfulfilled yuletide request from last year. *sigh*