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Inui: Kaidoh, I had wanted to spend a special romantic Valentine's Day with you, starting with declaring my love here at school with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, and a singing telegram and then continuing on to a special picnic at the zoo, where I arranged for a mime to perform a short sketch about our true love and for a flock of doves to be released as the string quartet begins to play.

Kaidoh: *panics*

Inui: But unfortunately, Hal is too busy to write anything right now, so I'll have to make it up to you later when she has more time. Don't worry, we won't miss any of our special day.

Kaidoh: Uh, that's okay, senpai. Let's just go do some training.

Later...

Kaidoh: Fuji-senpai, you remember when you said you'd do anything if I would sleep with you?

Fuji: *opens eyes* Of course.

Kaidoh: Could you make someone...disappear?

Fuji: It's my pleasure. And yours too, I hope... *beckons*

Kaidoh: *closes eyes and thinks of Inui...for about thirty seconds*

Fuji: *grins*

Still later...

Hal: What's that behind the... *expires*

Kaidoh: *happy*

Fuji: *happy*

Inui: *wonders what went wrong, then goes over to Tezuka's*