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Inui: Kaidoh, I had wanted to spend a special romantic Valentine's Day with you, starting with declaring my love here at school with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, and a singing telegram and then continuing on to a special picnic at the zoo, where I arranged for a mime to perform a short sketch about our true love and for a flock of doves to be released as the string quartet begins to play.

Kaidoh: *panics*

Inui: But unfortunately, Hal is too busy to write anything right now, so I'll have to make it up to you later when she has more time. Don't worry, we won't miss any of our special day.

Kaidoh: Uh, that's okay, senpai. Let's just go do some training.

Later...

Kaidoh: Fuji-senpai, you remember when you said you'd do anything if I would sleep with you?

Fuji: *opens eyes* Of course.

Kaidoh: Could you make someone...disappear?

Fuji: It's my pleasure. And yours too, I hope... *beckons*

Kaidoh: *closes eyes and thinks of Inui...for about thirty seconds*

Fuji: *grins*

Still later...

Hal: What's that behind the... *expires*

Kaidoh: *happy*

Fuji: *happy*

Inui: *wonders what went wrong, then goes over to Tezuka's*

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BWA HA HA HA HA! You actually made me laugh, which, today, is a monumental feat. Thank you. :-D

P.S. My heart goes out to you in your time of sorrow. It's so hard to expire and get laughed at.

You just killed me.

And so, then what happened at Tezuka's...? *expectant*

my thoughts exactly. ;;)

Probably something like this (http://www.metrolyrics.com/he-whipped-my-ass-in-tennis-then-i-fucked-his-ass-in-bed-lyrics-pansy-division.html). (Not worksafe.)

Inui: Let's see, I had my notes from my speech with Kaidoh. Where did they...oh, here they are. Ahem. Tezuka, I had wanted to spend a special romantic Valentine's Day with you, starting with declaring my love here at your house with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, and a singing telegram and then continuing on to a special picnic at the zoo, where I arranged for a mime to perform a short sketch about our true love and for a flock of doves to be released as the string quartet begins to play.

Tezuka: Ah. *adjusts glasses*

Inui: But then I realized, that Valentine's is an empty and materialistic day that you would not know how to appreciate. Furthermore, the mime was being difficult and kept insisting that our true love is expressed by the Walk Like An Egyptian dance when clearly it is expressed by a robotic dance.

Tezuka: I see.

Inui: Instead, I thought it would be far more appropriate for us to play a match, of which I am certain I will win through the power of my love for you, and then we can both figure out how to use your Zone to nullify Fuji's Boyfriend Subversion powers. It will be good practice for when you take over the world due to your stoic good looks, with I being the mastermind behind your sudden rise to power.

Tezuka: Inui.

Inui: Only eleven years, five months, and approximately 23 days until the Golden Tezuka age. I think I will hire Kaidoh as my secretary when it happens. Now, let's play.

AND THINGS WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN AND INUI FIGURED OUT HOW TO BRING HAL BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KAIDOH WAS A GOOD LITTLE SECRETARY AND VALENTINE'S DAY WAS REMOVED AS A HOLIDAY. THE END.

*giggle*

I always think of that as their theme song. ♥

You're an odd person, Hal.

Well, hello there, Storyteller. Don't you look fetching on this fine Valentine's day?

I'd say I died laughing, but that would be unsympathetic. :DDD ♥

YOU'RE JUST MOCKING US R'T YOU? SENDING HIM OFF TO TEZUKA LIKE THAT. TEASE!!!
& IT'S HARD ENOUGH TYPING W/ 1 HAND, WHAT W/ DOG SLEEPING ON OTHER...

Heeeeeeeee. I love you both right now. ♥

You amuse me.

That's good. You're a good girl. In a not patronising way. Yes.

*giggles*

Brilliant :D It opened my eyes just like Fuji's.

OMG! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE INUI KILLED.

*headdesk*

AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY WE *ADORE* YOU.

I'm glad it made you laugh! I'm sure I'll get better soon -- nobody ever dies in Prince of Tennis. :D

We'll be ghosts together. :)

I was thinking Inui probably fixed Tezuka's computer. As he does. ♥

I never associated that song specifically with them before, but, damn, it fits so well!

That was beautiful. ♥ And now I really want to see some AU doujinshi where Inui is a salaryman and Kaidoh is his awkward assistant! I can see it all in my head, down to the questionably consensual office handjobs.

Secretary!Kaidoh is my new kink. :)

That has always pleased me.

So considerate of you. :D :D :D

But everyone deserves a piece of Tezuka's ass! Also, I'm laughing at the mental picture of you trapped by your dog. :D

Hee! Just don't pat me on the head. :D

I think Fuji really got the best end of the deal :)

I think he'd be harder to kill than me. He's probably more wily. :D

true, true... I can't get enough of Tezu-weird pairings these days. Who'd have thunk Toast would be my default uke of choise?

:D
:D
:D
(puppy has now taken to crawling in my lap every time I sit down and snuggling. This makes standing and walking impossible)

Hee! I don't think Kaidoh adores me, but I'm glad you enjoyed the non-story. ♥

But we don't want you to dieeeeeeeeeeee!

(Yeah, and Tezuka's probably the only person Fuji can't kill ~~without trying really hard~~.)

Maybe he just wants to have you "removed" because his love for you distracts him from Inui... >_>