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Inui: Kaidoh, I had wanted to spend a special romantic Valentine's Day with you, starting with declaring my love here at school with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, and a singing telegram and then continuing on to a special picnic at the zoo, where I arranged for a mime to perform a short sketch about our true love and for a flock of doves to be released as the string quartet begins to play.

Kaidoh: *panics*

Inui: But unfortunately, Hal is too busy to write anything right now, so I'll have to make it up to you later when she has more time. Don't worry, we won't miss any of our special day.

Kaidoh: Uh, that's okay, senpai. Let's just go do some training.

Later...

Kaidoh: Fuji-senpai, you remember when you said you'd do anything if I would sleep with you?

Fuji: *opens eyes* Of course.

Kaidoh: Could you make someone...disappear?

Fuji: It's my pleasure. And yours too, I hope... *beckons*

Kaidoh: *closes eyes and thinks of Inui...for about thirty seconds*

Fuji: *grins*

Still later...

Hal: What's that behind the... *expires*

Kaidoh: *happy*

Fuji: *happy*

Inui: *wonders what went wrong, then goes over to Tezuka's*

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BWA HA HA HA HA! You actually made me laugh, which, today, is a monumental feat. Thank you. :-D

P.S. My heart goes out to you in your time of sorrow. It's so hard to expire and get laughed at.

I'm glad it made you laugh! I'm sure I'll get better soon -- nobody ever dies in Prince of Tennis. :D

You just killed me.

We'll be ghosts together. :)

And so, then what happened at Tezuka's...? *expectant*

my thoughts exactly. ;;)

Well, hello there, Storyteller. Don't you look fetching on this fine Valentine's day?

Probably something like this (http://www.metrolyrics.com/he-whipped-my-ass-in-tennis-then-i-fucked-his-ass-in-bed-lyrics-pansy-division.html). (Not worksafe.)

I always think of that as their theme song. ♥

I never associated that song specifically with them before, but, damn, it fits so well!

I was thinking Inui probably fixed Tezuka's computer. As he does. ♥

Inui: Let's see, I had my notes from my speech with Kaidoh. Where did they...oh, here they are. Ahem. Tezuka, I had wanted to spend a special romantic Valentine's Day with you, starting with declaring my love here at your house with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, and a singing telegram and then continuing on to a special picnic at the zoo, where I arranged for a mime to perform a short sketch about our true love and for a flock of doves to be released as the string quartet begins to play.

Tezuka: Ah. *adjusts glasses*

Inui: But then I realized, that Valentine's is an empty and materialistic day that you would not know how to appreciate. Furthermore, the mime was being difficult and kept insisting that our true love is expressed by the Walk Like An Egyptian dance when clearly it is expressed by a robotic dance.

Tezuka: I see.

Inui: Instead, I thought it would be far more appropriate for us to play a match, of which I am certain I will win through the power of my love for you, and then we can both figure out how to use your Zone to nullify Fuji's Boyfriend Subversion powers. It will be good practice for when you take over the world due to your stoic good looks, with I being the mastermind behind your sudden rise to power.

Tezuka: Inui.

Inui: Only eleven years, five months, and approximately 23 days until the Golden Tezuka age. I think I will hire Kaidoh as my secretary when it happens. Now, let's play.

AND THINGS WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN AND INUI FIGURED OUT HOW TO BRING HAL BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KAIDOH WAS A GOOD LITTLE SECRETARY AND VALENTINE'S DAY WAS REMOVED AS A HOLIDAY. THE END.

Heeeeeeeee. I love you both right now. ♥

Secretary!Kaidoh is my new kink. :)

That was beautiful. ♥ And now I really want to see some AU doujinshi where Inui is a salaryman and Kaidoh is his awkward assistant! I can see it all in my head, down to the questionably consensual office handjobs.

*giggle*

You're an odd person, Hal.

That has always pleased me.

I'd say I died laughing, but that would be unsympathetic. :DDD ♥

So considerate of you. :D :D :D

YOU'RE JUST MOCKING US R'T YOU? SENDING HIM OFF TO TEZUKA LIKE THAT. TEASE!!!
& IT'S HARD ENOUGH TYPING W/ 1 HAND, WHAT W/ DOG SLEEPING ON OTHER...

But everyone deserves a piece of Tezuka's ass! Also, I'm laughing at the mental picture of you trapped by your dog. :D

true, true... I can't get enough of Tezu-weird pairings these days. Who'd have thunk Toast would be my default uke of choise?

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(puppy has now taken to crawling in my lap every time I sit down and snuggling. This makes standing and walking impossible)