Some things you can't forget. Even if you want to.

[prillalar]

the rosy pucker of his untried entrance

Got one that's worse?

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Well, I know I'm biased, but I shall always remain most fond of the following from an SG-1 fic:

He was already smiling at his own idiot notions when he revealed the object of his desire. It was thick and firm, it's surface rippled by veins like chocolate, like a double Mars bar with twenty-five per cent extra free.

If you ever wondered about my Bad!Fic icon, now you understand the subtle, yet strange iconography.

[prillalar]

I confess, I find that simile strangely compelling -- the twenty-five per cent extra really pushes out of badfic into so-crazy-it-just-might-work-fic. I suppose I'd have to see it in context to be suitably squicked.

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Well, feel free to check it out for yourself here (http://www.geocities.com/caroline19732002/warrior.html). Just keep in mind you have been warned (http://www.livejournal.com/users/widget285/68277.html).

Feel free to flee in horror at any time.

[prillalar]

Damn, I was hoping it was going to be some grand AU, but it was just some unlikely locker-room smut.