Some things you can't forget. Even if you want to.

[prillalar]

the rosy pucker of his untried entrance

Got one that's worse?

Comments

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn, if I knew where the Nikita stories were I'm thinking of... I'm not going to be able to give an example off the top of my head, though I did at one point ask the person quoting them whether Nikita, in that story, actually had a tail. (She did not.)

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

!! I don't even read or watch LFN, but I was once pointed to a story that has become my personal hallmark of badness -- the sort of thing you quote lines out of to non-fan friends just because it's so. damn. bad. And now I can't remember where it was or what it was called, except that there was a really impossible public blowjob in a restaurant booth, Michael "thanked the fashion gods" for Nikita's thong, and it ended with the line: It is always thus when lovers enter the gates of heaven together, the perfect climax, the perfect moment, the perfect OH!!!!

God, I wish I could find that fic. *g* Does Nikita breed worse porn than your usual fandom?

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[katie-m.livejournal.com]

You know, that could be the same author. The vibe is familiar. (I don't read LFN - this was a set of excerpts as part of a Bad Porn conversation, so I've never seen the whole story.)