!! I don't even read or watch LFN, but I was once pointed to a story that has become my personal hallmark of badness -- the sort of thing you quote lines out of to non-fan friends just because it's so. damn. bad. And now I can't remember where it was or what it was called, except that there was a really impossible public blowjob in a restaurant booth, Michael "thanked the fashion gods" for Nikita's thong, and it ended with the line: It is always thus when lovers enter the gates of heaven together, the perfect climax, the perfect moment, the perfect OH!!!!

God, I wish I could find that fic. *g* Does Nikita breed worse porn than your usual fandom?

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