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prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2003-10-13 11:28 pm

Drabble and Monday Night TV

Drabble for the [livejournal.com profile] hp100 Crossover challenge. Box, Opened -- crossover with Adrian Mole.

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Monday Night TV for the first time in three weeks. (And no D. next week either-- this is seriously throwing off my routine!)

Now that we're back into the regular TV season, we're re-watching the current Angel eps as well. I won't comment on them except to say: how did I miss Lorne's "Depp and Bloom" remark the first time around?

But that didn't leave much time for other things.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Enemies
Faith goes good only she's not. Angel goes evil only he's not. Buffy goes moody and boy is she ever. I'm not fond of this episode because of the big POV cheat -- Buffy is our POV character and she knows all along that this is a fake-out, but we don't. But I always love the scene where Angel punches Xander in the face. Just because we know that Angel really enjoyed it.

X-Files: The Erlenmeyer Flask
Green alien blood goodness! I feel like I'm discovering the X-Files all over again now -- I was shocked when I saw those first few drops of toxic alien blood. This is also a good episode for Stupid Mulder Moments. Not only does he drop his gun, but he breaks into the house of a scientist who has been murdered by persons unknown and then uses the scientist's phone to make calls back to the FBI. He also completely fails to notice the van that pulls up outside, even though we can clearly hear it in the soundtrack. At first I thought he'd ordered a pizza. Plus why does Mulder not carry a camera? He finds that whole warehouse full of alien clones and he can't even snap a Polaroid.

Also: we were cheated out of the scene where Skinner calls Mulder into his office at night to tell him that the X-Files division is closed and then has angry sex with him on the conference table.

Bonus! This wasn't an official part of Monday Night TV, but we did catch about two-thirds of

Star Trek: TOS: Space Seed
Khan! When I tuned in, he was lying in a hospital bed, his manly man cleavage well in evidence. Khan! I said. Khan! Kirk walks in and Khan says, Ah, Captain, I am far more manly than you. Kirk concedes the point, but grudgingly. Later, Khan takes over the ship and puts Kirk into the Large Load Washer in the laundry. Kirk escapes before the spin cycle and fights Khan in Engineering, which has a large open space for sparring. Kirk wins, but only because he cravenly beats Khan with a big piece of some vital instrumentation that he pulls out of a panel.

But Kirk realises that Khan is too manly to be confined by Kirk, so they let him go on a planet. We snicker the whole way through their speculation about going back in a hundred years to see how Khan and his followers have made out.

I must look up some Kirk/Khan slash. There was one moment in their fight when Khan pushes Kirk face first into the wall. Give it to him, Khan, I said. God, I wish he had.

Pedantic B*&%$ steps in...

[identity profile] dphearson.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
It is Khan, baby, not Kahn.

*hides*

[identity profile] minitrog.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Kirk concedes the point, but grudgingly. Later, Khan takes over the ship and puts Kirk into the Large Load Washer in the laundry.

::giggle::

Also: we were cheated out of the scene where Skinner calls Mulder into his office at night to tell him that the X-Files division is closed and then has angry sex with him on the conference table.

Ah, you see the version they showed here did have that scene in... La la la.

I always love the scene where Angel punches Xander in the face.

I love this bit too, Angel and Faith are totally in step. They stride up the street in dark/hottie mode, and Xander comes wibbling in, like a particle to their waveform. WHAP! Without breaking stride.
Angel: That guy just bugs me.
Faith: Tiny nod of acknowledgement.

Perfection.

[identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Kirk/Khan nonconny goodness!

I melt for Khan, all over that action like a red-dressed bootclad bimbo of a yeoman...

[identity profile] imation23.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
'The guy just bugs me.' Bwah!

And I still maintain that Buffy and Angel only came up with their plan after she goes to see him when Willow tells her to. Thereby making her pain in the talk with Willow real. I have to believe this because that conversation is just too sweet.

Enemies is one of my favourite episodes ever, if only because of just how damn sexy Angel and Faith look when they're evil. Mmmmm.

[identity profile] ex-mommybir.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's funny, but while I love Ricardo's manly pecs and scenery-chewing in the second movie, I hate, hate, hate this episode. Stupid bimbo lieutenant! Stop being a submissive doormat and act like a trained Starfleet officer! And you, Kirk--stop drooling over the bastard and blow him away! You're even more of a submissive ho than your lieutenant.

[identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo! Do not make me snort so early in the morning. It's all downhill from here....

[identity profile] ex-mommybir.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I don't like him because *I* wanna be the alpha top and have that effect on everyone. I'm just envious. *g*

[identity profile] planetalyx.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You start my day off with a giggle. Thank you!

[identity profile] planetalyx.livejournal.com 2003-10-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You are a force for good wherever you go... or at least on the Web.

[identity profile] jjtaylor.livejournal.com 2003-10-14 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so all over your post today. I have huge, huge issues with the Buffy/Angel/Faith episodes and the way I think they take everyone out of character for the sake of making things seem black and white. Those three are complicated together and in an episode like "Enemies" everything is made to be so simple.

Oh - oh - and Erlenmeyer Flask: It never ceases to astound me that Mulder is always without whatever important proof-making material he would need to crack open the Truth. It's a special talent for him - still, one of my favorite episodes, even without the conference table sex. And are you watching Mitch on the WB's Tarzan? I like to pretend that whatever character he plays is really Skinner, who ran away from the FBI, turned evil, and now hunts his wild nephew so he can gain control of multi-million dollar company - and then free Mulder from hiding and they can take over Greystoke together.

Cheers for your Kirk/Khan recap - I love Khan! I love the way the two of them just stick out their chests and glare at each other. Yes, you two, come on, you know you want to...

Finally, I missed the Depp and Bloom comment the first time around, too! How hilarious was that? It ranks right up there with "Captain Forehead." Are you a big Angel fan? I'm relatively new - I started watching seriously when Connor and Cordy got their icky groove going, and despite that, I'm now a devotee.

Angel

[identity profile] jjtaylor.livejournal.com 2003-10-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't been able to see any of the old episodes - well, here's the thing. Angel is now re-running on TNT at 5:00, but I get home from work at the cusp of 5:45, so I've now seen about 12 quarter-episodes. Which doesn't count for anything, really, except lots of dramatic music and meaningful glances that I don't understand.