Leave Hook to me.

[prillalar]

I notice everyone is now jumping on the Peter Pan bandwagon. Well, I've been sailing that bandwagon since January, counting down the days, looking forward to Christmas for a change.

So, fair warning, Hook is mine. Captain James Hook. Mine. I claim him.

I've always been good about sharing in the past. Half the time, I don't even want the popular BSOs. I'm not demanding and I play well with others.

But not this time. Not with a hook fetish dating back to 1995. Not with Jason Isaacs.

He's mine, hands off, take Jack Sparrow and be gone with you.

 

You think I'm joking.

Comments

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Yah. I jump on bandwagon. But you can take Hook. That's fine. I'm in it for the Pan.

[prillalar]

We're good then. *checks off list*

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

*takes Pan and runs*

[prillalar]

You guys can fight over *him* all you want. *g*

[hesychasm]

Hee. Just as long as Wendy's mine, baby.

[prillalar]

She's really lovely, isn't she?

[prillalar]

A duel, is it? Drabbles at dawn then! I shall regret having to dispatch you.

[wearemany.livejournal.com]

i just have to say. i have no bandwagon,i know almost nothing about this film, but when we saw the preview before something a few weeks ago, i was literally struck dumb at the sheer beauty of the boy. and then had to reassure myself that he's just really pretty, i'm not a crazy pervert. but god, the beauty.

[prillalar]

*laugh* True enough. I find the prettiness of both Pan and Wendy a little disturbing. But I'd like the film to be disturbing, so it's all to the good.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Not gonna work, I fear. I predicted as soon as I saw the trailer that half of HP fandom would move to Peter Pan (owing to Hook) for a dizzy, limited time before creeping back to HP in exhaustion. Let's see if my prediction's right. I should start a pool.

[prillalar]

I wonder -- what will there be to write, really? It seems fairly limited to me.

But I have staked my claim and I mean to hold my ground!

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Madam,

While your infatuation is amusing, I must insist you keep your distance from my husband.

Regards,

Mrs. James Hook

[prillalar]

I fear, madam, that you are suffering from some sort of delusion, perhaps brought on by an illness or surfeit of gin.

I would recommend you seek the ministrations of a physician who can perhaps arrange for you an extended stay in a sanatorium whilst your flights of fancy are cured.

If, however, you will not cease these ridiculous claims, I must, upon the advice of my solicitor, bring legal action against you.

I hope you will consider the situation most carefully.

[debchan.livejournal.com]

My solicitor advises me that your claims of prior attachment are specious at best.

Further, I find your ludicrous attempts of character assassination (Gin! Brain fever!) to be both vulgar and libelous; but then what else can one expect from someone so firmly in the grasp of delirious fancy? I would gently suggest, my good woman, that you could only benefit from taking your own advice.

I will, however, allow that my dearest James does tend to inspire this sort of maddening devotion to beat in the female breast, and confess (in some instances), I find the resultant literary efforts to be charming. With that happy thought in mind, I would not be adverse to the concept of sharing. Nor, I feel in confident in assuming, would my darling.

What say you? Will you accept this offer? Or shall it be pistols at dawn? Be warned, madam, that the lovely but deadly Te has already offered her services as my second.

[prillalar]

While I appreciate that your apparent willingness to "share", a concept which while praiseworthy when applied to cake, is in this situation more indicative of a debauched morality, the simple fact of the matter is that you do not possess that which you offer to share.

The Captain (whom you so familiarly refer to as "James") has been by my side these past six months and shows no desire to be "shared" with one of your character and delicate mental condition. He suggests, however, that he may be able to provide you with the name of a prominent alienist, who may be of assistance to you in this troubled time.

As to your unladylike suggestion of a duel, I am disinclined to take advantage of you owing to both my own prowess (due to the necessities of pirate life) and to your own delicate condition.

It would not be, as the Captain has just reminded me, good form.

So I pray that you will cease this unfounded claim and find a pirate of your own to marry. I believe Smee is still unattached.

[lisby.livejournal.com]

I have placed the captain on the pavement between us and am backing away very slowly.... See? Everything's okay...

[prillalar]

Good, good. *check off another name on the list*

i prefer birds, anyways

[hellfire82.livejournal.com]

captain jack will be fine with me. y'all can fight over hook all y'all like, i want the man in the indestructable eyeliner!

Re: i prefer birds, anyways

[prillalar]

Good, good, another one to cross off the list. *g*

[carmarthen.livejournal.com]

May I look but not touch?

[prillalar]

Looking is perfectly acceptable. Just watch the hands. *g*