My solicitor advises me that your claims of prior attachment are specious at best.
Further, I find your ludicrous attempts of character assassination (Gin! Brain fever!) to be both vulgar and libelous; but then what else can one expect from someone so firmly in the grasp of delirious fancy? I would gently suggest, my good woman, that you could only benefit from taking your own advice.
I will, however, allow that my dearest James does tend to inspire this sort of maddening devotion to beat in the female breast, and confess (in some instances), I find the resultant literary efforts to be charming. With that happy thought in mind, I would not be adverse to the concept of sharing. Nor, I feel in confident in assuming, would my darling.
What say you? Will you accept this offer? Or shall it be pistols at dawn? Be warned, madam, that the lovely but deadly Te has already offered her services as my second.
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Further, I find your ludicrous attempts of character assassination (Gin! Brain fever!) to be both vulgar and libelous; but then what else can one expect from someone so firmly in the grasp of delirious fancy? I would gently suggest, my good woman, that you could only benefit from taking your own advice.
I will, however, allow that my dearest James does tend to inspire this sort of maddening devotion to beat in the female breast, and confess (in some instances), I find the resultant literary efforts to be charming. With that happy thought in mind, I would not be adverse to the concept of sharing. Nor, I feel in confident in assuming, would my darling.
What say you? Will you accept this offer? Or shall it be pistols at dawn? Be warned, madam, that the lovely but deadly Te has already offered her services as my second.