My mother tells me that when I was small I used to dip lemons in salt and then eat the salt-covered segments. I don't remember it but I apparently grossed out a lot of people doing this. Maybe I should pick up the habit again.
The foam from a pint of Guinness, from the corners of your lips. Then tipping your glass up to catch the last few drops on your tongue. And then ordering another. And after that, everything's lickable, so we all win *\o/*
If someone else didn't already mention a frozen pole, I definitely would have. ;) (I once got my tongue stuck on a popsicle...I believe I pulled off a few tastebuds)
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Or my spine. You know, whatever.
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Should I start at the top or at the bottom?
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Top or bottom, hm. We'll flip a coin. Or you'll decide and strongarm me because that's what I really like.
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I've always wondered whether the old urban legend about getting one's tongue stuck to metal is true.
Er. But a pervier answer is probably, "Whatever you desire, honey."
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or maybe a pony.
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Ponies are all hairy and gross. How about a reptile of some sort?
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"I hope you are," Kaidoh said and wiped his face with the back of his hand.
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I'm clean, though. *sparkles*
It's always better with three. Just sayin'.
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Tom Servo.
Re: Tom Servo.
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wakai tsubame
Inui: I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.
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