PoT Fic: 3.1415926535 Short Stories about Inui Sadaharu

[prillalar]

A weekend of network troubleshooting and migraine and Inui's cracktastic album. You know how people say they could listen to so-and-so read the phonebook? Well, we get eight and a half minutes of Inui reciting the digits of π. Now that's fanservice.

And what with all the ethernet problems and head problems and Inui whispering in my ear, this happened.


3.1415926535 Short Stories about Inui Sadaharu
Inui/various, PG13


Weight was the key, Inui thought. Kaidoh needed a heavier racquet to complete the Boomerang Snake.

He found Kaidoh on the riverbank, practicing his swing. Barechested, arm moving smoothly through each stroke. Inui bit his lip.

"Kaidoh," he said and reached into his bag for the heavy racquet. He looked at Kaidoh. At the water. At Kaidoh. Oh, what the hell. "Go into the river and swing this towel."

Kaidoh gave Inui a look, but he waded out and swung. Spray arced up and water droplets clung to Kaidoh's bare skin.

Inui grinned. This would work just as well. Probably.


*


"Renji."

"Sadaharu."

They sat down in the shelter, out of the sun.

"It was a good match," Inui said.

"Yes."

Neither spoke for a while.

"The probability that you are in a relationship with your kohai is 82%," Yanagi said.

"Yes," Inui said. "77% that you are with yours."

Yanagi nodded. They looked at each other. Their shoulders brushed together.

"Probability that we are going to--" Inui said.

"Yes," said Yanagi and leaned in. The kiss was slow, deep, with all the heat of their match behind it.

"--be discovered," Inui said. "98%."

Kaidoh punched Inui.

Kirihara had a knife.


*


Inui tweaked the colour so Kaidoh's bandana didn't look so blue, then trimmed a few frames. He still needed audio. He called Kaidoh.

"Inui-senpai." Kaidoh sounded out of breath. "Can I call you back?" He panted into the phone. Inui captured it all.

"Sorry," Inui said. "What did you say?"

"I'm running. I'll call later."

Inui had everything he needed. Now he could watch the video whenever he wanted.

.

"Did you have to answer the phone?"

"Just shut up and do it harder, Momoshiro."

.

Inui adjusted his binoculars. Of course, it was always better to watch the real thing.


*


"Tezuka."

Tezuka turned. "Inui."

"You may have won the match." Inui stepped closer. "But

Comments

[ladysunflow.livejournal.com]

But... but? BUT? grrr that's the .141? ^^;
Loved the first and third one. You understand Inui so well ^^
and thank you for sharing the album - I am currently giggling myself silly :D

[prillalar]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed. And I've been listening to the album all day.

[permetaform]

Inui stepped closer. "But

ahhh! So THAT's how you got the .1415926535!!

I LIKE!

...

mind if I steal the concept??

[permetaform]

::smacks self:: that was awful rude of me. Nevermind.

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that was pure genius!
I've always wondered what you thought of Renji... do you ever intend to use him in future stories?

[akatonbo.livejournal.com]

...that icon.

[neeteeus.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I am in love with #3. It's perfect. =D

[prillalar]

Yay! And I will burn the manga for you sometime this week.

[akatonbo.livejournal.com]

That was what I said about the Pi track too. A geekier version of 'I could listen to him read the phone book'. XD

Much glee at the fic bits, although since I just woke up I didn't catch on to the .1415926535 of a story until I saw the comments.

[prillalar]

I'm listening to that track right now. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Inui has the sexiest sexysexy voice on the show, IMO.

And glad you enjoyed the drabbles. :)

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

Dude, one would think that anyone as supposedly smart as Yanagi would have better sense than to have anything to do with go against Kirihara. :D Then again, it's Inui, so it's understandable.

The setup is very cool, and I couldn't decide which of the parts is my favourite. I'm still staring at the end of the Inui/Tezuka, willing the rest to appear, though. I mean, pi goes on indefinitely, right? :D

[prillalar]

Yeah, I should think Kirihara would be about the worst boyfriend you could choose. Even Akutsu would be more stable.

I mean, pi goes on indefinitely, right?

Hee! It does, but all the trailing digits aren't going to be enough to add even one more word. Maybe an extra comma. *g*

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

XDXD you're a genius.

[prillalar]

Aw, thanks. :)

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Kirihara had a knife.

XD!!! Such a perfect line.

However you're all kinds of cruel. No matter how long I stare at that '"But' it's just going to echo on forever. *weeps*

...haha and I have sketchy for you. If my ftp starts to work again sometime today I will be posting it. :3

[prillalar]

That was the line that made me leap out of bed at midnight to finish this instead of waiting for the morning. *g*

No matter how long I stare at that '"But' it's just going to echo on forever.

Then my work here is done.

And sketchy! Yay!

[meemobunny.livejournal.com]

but? but what?? oh hal, you are so cruel. TT___TT genius, but cruel. ;)

Kaidoh punched Inui.

Kirihara had a knife.
*bursts out laughing* i love all three ficbits (and that 0.141... bit as well), but that has got to be the best ending ever! XD

[prillalar]

Aw, thanks :) And I still love that icon so much.

[trinityhelix.livejournal.com]

I really loved the second one; I have a soft spot for Yanagi/Inui. :D

And the last bit was quite clever.

Lovely work all around! ^_^

[prillalar]

Thank you!

[svz-insanity.livejournal.com]

I love you.*_*

Between this and the Inui Album (which I've been playing on repeat), I'm in love.

He looked at Kaidoh. At the water. At Kaidoh. Oh, what the hell.

The funny thing is... I actually wondered about that. ^^;

The second one's clever as well. Kikihara. With a knife. That's a very scary thought. XD I noticed how Inui didn't try to *stop* it... even though he knew he would get hurt.

The third one? My verdict: You are eeeeeeeevil. *but that's why I love you*

[prillalar]

Yeah, I was watching that episode again lately and I thought, this has *got* to be a gimmick so Inui can ogle Kaidoh. Seriously.

And Inui just couldn't resist Renji! Who could? I must write them sometime.

And re the third one: I think Voyeur!Inui is sadly under-represented in fic.

[mitethe.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to be frustrated or relieved the 0.141 drabble ended where it did. Very neat concept, though. ^_^

[prillalar]

Hee! I love the concept of Inui/Tezuka, but I think that's as far with writing it as I'll be able to get. Glad you enjoyed. :)

[disutansu.livejournal.com]

Actually got this fic link from svz_insanity and ZOMGGGGGGG. I can't stop spazzing over Pi... (well Michi more as well as Te no Naka ni... and Kaze no Yukue)... and Running Boy and JUICE and... [/rambling] But wow, this fic is purely wonderful! SO THAT'S THE .14159something!!

#1 - LOL So he intended on the racquet but a wet Kaidoh was too much of a temptation.

#2 - Kirihara! XD I love that last line. *pets Renji* I feel so bad for him. XDDD

#3 - *is so going to be converted to MomoKai sooner or later* x_x

#.14159something - NUUUUU! Inui/Tezuka!? >.>;; *can see it somewhat*

I'm friending you. *nods* I need to not miss these little things!

[prillalar]

I posted this one at tenipuri_yaoi, but I didn't think there was enough IK content to put it up at inu_kai.

I'm glad you liked these! I had so much fun with them. And do not resist the MomoKai. It's an awesome, awesome pairing. It's completely possible to simultaneously ship MK and IK and since Kaidoh's always with one of them, it's all good. :)

Mentor slash and rival slash -- I don't want to choose between them.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

AHHHH. SOMUCHLOVE ASKJFSLJASFJLKS.

Kirihara had a knife. *snicker* Of *course* he did.

These are all so deliciously evil. :D

[prillalar]

Yay! Glad you liked them. The InuTez is my favourite -- a world of possibility in that "but". *g*

[fujin06.livejournal.com]

That was beautifuls... lol I'm sooo late... xD But I'm glad to meet another InuKai fan <<<333!! Btw, could you maybe reupload that file.. ;o;

[prillalar]

Hee! I'm late too. :) Glad you enjoyed and here's the link for the file:

http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3H16GOXUJB3EV2VHYO923FPKEX

[bobrhyn.livejournal.com]

Okay, that first one? Is brilliant. As are the other 2.141, actually. *snickers wildly* Oh, Inui. <3

[prillalar]

Thanks! These were much fun.

[qem_chibati]

XD These little drabbles are really awesome!

[prillalar]

Thank you!

[hamburgerjack.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[ceteramisto.livejournal.com]

I was looking at various rec pages and the title to rhis tory cought my eye and I'm glad it did. This may be my favorite version of Inui ever.

[prillalar]

Sorry this reply is so late! I'm really glad you liked -- I had so much fun with Inui here.

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Kaidoh punched Inui.

Kirihara had a knife.

I had a really shitty day -- this cheered me up immensely -- how twisted is that?

Ahahahaha, a knife.

[prillalar]

Oh, I don't know. I think that Kirihara cutting Yanagi for cheating on him with Inui would make anybody smile. *g*

Glad it made you feel better!

[kinsugi.livejournal.com]

I have never read any PoT crack, because by the time I abandoned my Chinese subtitled copies of the anime at episode 60, I was completely confused by the translations (although I loved the boys) and was never sure who was who.

But I will now NEVER forget the scene at the river, which you have irrevocably altered for me. I can SO see this side of Inui. These are great! Thank you!

Oh, and btw, would you please, please renew the link to the album so I can download it? Because that pi recording was just... guh...

[prillalar]

The best thing about PoT is that the series is even more crack than the fanworks. :D I'm glad you enjoyed these!

Here's the album. Everyone should have a copy: http://www.sendspace.com/file/kbe7s2

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's a clever setup!

Mmh, everything containing Kaidou is yummy. I do love the second one a lot, though, for the last two lines of it. *snickers*

[prillalar]

I must agree re Kaidoh. :)

[schythr.livejournal.com]

That was genius. I loved the 2nd one! Even though I don't know who Renji and Yanagi are. *is new to the series* Wonderful. :D
And you definately got me with the last bit. XD
Do you mind if I friend you?

[prillalar]

I'm glad you enjoyed! Renji & Yanagi are the same guy -- I won't say any more so you can find out for yourself. :)

Friending is always fine. :) My journal has been pretty quiet lately but I'm hoping to be around more in January.

[aunt-agatha.livejournal.com]

that was evil and well played! dying, you posted this almost four years ago so i have to ask... inui has an album reciting numbers?! ... where does one get this masturbation fodder work?

[prillalar]

I'm behind on comment answering, but I can't leave you without this album! It is truly, truly glorious. Pi is way more sexy than it should be but the best song is the one with Yanagi. I shall email you the zip asap.

[blindmouse.livejournal.com]

Apparently I never commented on this in my first tenipuri phase, so: ahaha, hilarious :D

[prillalar]

Hee! Good to hear it. :)