Things to do after taking delivery of my vast robot army

[prillalar]

* Fill out warranty card

* Read manual

* Send robots out to pick up pizza

* Kill all humans

* Finish watching Ultraman Nexus

Comments

[akatonbo.livejournal.com]

I wonder what Inui would do with a vast robot army.

[prillalar]

He would have to do battle with my vast robot army and mine would win. Ha!

[akatonbo.livejournal.com]

Ooh, then he'd be at your mercy, and you'd have a vast robot army AND a captive mad scientist.

[prillalar]

He'd only be wise to join me. I'm sure I could make it worth his while.

[pixxers.livejournal.com]

I almost bought a monkey today. But then I remembered how much I hate dealing with animals and that monkeys like to jerk off on people.

Robots are much better.

[prillalar]

I do have the winged monkeys, which are very useful, but somewhat limited. And you really can't have above two dozen at a time. So, yes, robots for the win.

[ursula]

You left out, "Disable the switch which turns all robots off simultaneously."

[prillalar]

It's only sporting to leave it active. :)

[ursula]

At least switch the label with the one for combining the robots into a massive winged destroyer?

[prillalar]

So long as I don't press it by mistake!

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Frye/Bender OTP!

[prillalar]

That's the real reason he's called Bender. :)

[ver2frog.livejournal.com]

You can easily substitute step three if you follow "kill" with "eat." Much more efficient.

[prillalar]

I'd probably end up with kuru or something. I think I'll just get the robots to farm some free-range chickens for me.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I was going to suggest you have the robots learn how to make pizza before killing all the humans ...

[emeraldus.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you got an extended service plan for the army, for it would suck to be on the cusp of world domination and have them go out on you.