Odd
I was out buying a smoothie for lunch today. I gave the counter guy a 20 and he pulled out a 10 and change for me.
"Look at how crisp this bill is," he said, holding the nice, new 10. And then he crumpled it. Rather enthusiastically. "Sorry, I just had to crumple it," he said.
"OK," I said and took my change, slowly backing away.
I still drank the smoothie, though.
new bills
As someone who works at at register all day, I'd like to point out that crisp, new bills are a nightmare. They stick to each other like velcro - unless you crumple them up, one at a time, and re-stack them. Which is what I do whenever possible.
Also, I like crumpling things. It's an almost-pervy tactile fetish.
Re: new bills