Ten Things I Assume You Know About Me

[prillalar]

1. I am the re-incarnation of William Shatner.

2. I won the 1994 Nobel Prize in Literature for my Harry Potter drabble Perfection.

3. I have a conjoined twin.

4. I trap muskrats for a living.

5. I lost all my body hair in a freak accident involving a particle accelerator, a jar of chunky peanut butter, and Jackie Chan. If only we had used smooth!

6. I ended the NHL strike.

7. I know everything. Except how to mend a broken heart.

8. I am the true voice of Homer Simpson.

9. I invented Post-Its.

10. I think most memes are just an excuse for us to talk endlessly about ourselves.


At some point, I will post something that isn't either pure snark or pure crack. Probably not this week, though. It must be sunspots.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I ended the NHL strike.

It's for this that your name will go down in history as a true hero.

[prillalar]

What more could a good Canadian girl do?

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Aren't LJs just an excuse for us to talk endlessly about ourselves?

[prillalar]

They are, they are. And about other people. :)

[debchan.livejournal.com]

1. I am the re-incarnation of William Shatner.

KHAAANNNN!

Sorry. It had to be said.

[prillalar]

I am Kirok!

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure I believe #10.

[prillalar]

Hee!

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[prillalar]

I love you too, sweetie. :)

[kishmet.livejournal.com]

I think I've claimed to have invented Post-Its too. I'm considering challenging you for title of Post-It inventor.

Oh wait, never mind. Mine was Pop-Tarts, so it's all good.

[prillalar]

Pop-Tarts, Post-Its -- they're both sticky. *g*

[laylah.livejournal.com]

You win at memes. All of them.

[prillalar]

Hee! But they just keep coming and coming...

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Memememe....

(I said I wasn't doing this meme AND I DID IT ANYHOW. The real point of memes is to AVOID STUDYING FOR TESTS, actually.)

[prillalar]

I thought that's what Solitaire was for.

[prillalar]

Did I steal that one from you? Or are you claiming also to be the re-incarnation of William Shatner? We could have a Shatner-off!

[prillalar]

Well, all I have to say to that is:

"Denny Crane"

[hlglne.livejournal.com]

I knew the one about post-its was a fib, because I read it in a book. But was Jackie okay? I need to know!

[prillalar]

Oh, you know Jackie, he always heals up eventually.

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

oh, the dangers of chunky. woe.