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prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2005-11-30 02:02 pm

Ten Things I Assume You Know About Me

1. I am the re-incarnation of William Shatner.

2. I won the 1994 Nobel Prize in Literature for my Harry Potter drabble Perfection.

3. I have a conjoined twin.

4. I trap muskrats for a living.

5. I lost all my body hair in a freak accident involving a particle accelerator, a jar of chunky peanut butter, and Jackie Chan. If only we had used smooth!

6. I ended the NHL strike.

7. I know everything. Except how to mend a broken heart.

8. I am the true voice of Homer Simpson.

9. I invented Post-Its.

10. I think most memes are just an excuse for us to talk endlessly about ourselves.


At some point, I will post something that isn't either pure snark or pure crack. Probably not this week, though. It must be sunspots.

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