prillalar: (winged monkeys)
prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2005-03-17 11:56 pm
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An important announcement

You can write "everybody's gay" or you can write "oh my god, I'm gay, angst, angst, angst, swallow" but you cannot write both in the same story unless it is a parody.

Or so the law will be when I'm god-emperor.
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[identity profile] mctabby.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Harry: Oh my god, I'm gay! ANGST, ANGST, ANGST, SWALLOW!!!

Snape: Everybody's gay. Deal.

Hermione: African swallow or European swallow?
prillalar: (bob+dave)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
You do mean swallow literally, don't you?
prillalar: (greed)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
As in "spit or swallow", yes.
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[identity profile] annephoenix.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
How do African's swallow?

[identity profile] malograntum.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Any way they want

Very carefully

...I got nothing.

[identity profile] miss-pryss.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
but you cannot write both in the same story unless it is a parody.

Hey, would you write that? Um, please?
prillalar: (holding hands)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to wait until everyone's forgotten about this post, or it won't be as funny. *g*

[identity profile] thessaliad.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione and Ginny: ::Snuggles:: We're having a baby and naming her Artemis.

Harry: I can't get a date because everybody's gay! ANGST!

Millicent Bulstrode: You can always date me, Harry--we'll have tall children.

Harry: OMG, I'm gay, too!
prillalar: (wesley)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Poor Harry. And I always wanted Hermione/Millicent ever since the wrestling scene.

[identity profile] chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
That parody has real potential.
prillalar: (denny crane)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll put it in the jar.

[identity profile] frahulettaes.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh, yeah? Link me, darn it.
I want to see the train wreck!
prillalar: (mckay)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure thing:

http://fanfiction.net

[identity profile] resonant8.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Harry: "oh my god, I'm gay, angst, angst, angst. Ginny. Go to bed with me. Make me straight."

Ginny: "Sorry. Gay."

Harry: "Hermione?"

Hermione: "Gay."

Harry: "Lavender and Parvati?"

Lavender and Parvati: "Duh."

Harry: "... anybody?"

Ron, Seamus, Dean, Neville, the entire male side of the Weasley family, Lupin, Snape, and Nearly Headless Nick: "Me! Me! Pick me!"
prillalar: (trio)

[personal profile] prillalar 2005-03-18 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so true, isn't it? The gay underbelly of the wizarding world.

wait a minute!

[identity profile] kormantic.livejournal.com 2005-03-19 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Or so the law will be when I'm god-emperor.

You mean you're not?
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