prillalar | An important announcement

An important announcement

You can write "everybody's gay" or you can write "oh my god, I'm gay, angst, angst, angst, swallow" but you cannot write both in the same story unless it is a parody.

Or so the law will be when I'm god-emperor.

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Harry: Oh my god, I'm gay! ANGST, ANGST, ANGST, SWALLOW!!!

Snape: Everybody's gay. Deal.

Hermione: African swallow or European swallow?

You do mean swallow literally, don't you?

How do African's swallow?

~~Any way they want~~

~~Very carefully~~

...I got nothing.

but you cannot write both in the same story unless it is a parody.

Hey, would you write that? Um, please?

Hermione and Ginny: ::Snuggles:: We're having a baby and naming her Artemis.

Harry: I can't get a date because everybody's gay! ANGST!

Millicent Bulstrode: You can always date me, Harry--we'll have tall children.

Harry: OMG, I'm gay, too!

That parody has real potential.

oh, yeah? Link me, darn it.
I want to see the train wreck!

Harry: "oh my god, I'm gay, angst, angst, angst. Ginny. Go to bed with me. Make me straight."

Ginny: "Sorry. Gay."

Harry: "Hermione?"

Hermione: "Gay."

Harry: "Lavender and Parvati?"

Lavender and Parvati: "Duh."

Harry: "... anybody?"

Ron, Seamus, Dean, Neville, the entire male side of the Weasley family, Lupin, Snape, and Nearly Headless Nick: "Me! Me! Pick me!"