He is cruel and unusual. If he didn't want people writing fanfic about him, then he shouldn't have been in a book in the first place. There's no call being difficult about it at this stage of the game.
one gets the feeling that it wasn't quite his choice to appear in the book anyway, but it's not as if he can control if that brat chose to mention him and, really, it's his job to be difficult and he'd rather be left alone to his potions if you please, and what are you doing with that pen??
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