The Internet is scary and it's all my fault.
I was checking my web stats tonight; I got some "hobbits aren't gay and may God have mercy on your soul" feedback and I wondered if I was linked from somewhere new and exciting. I wasn't, not especially (unless you count the WB Harry Potter discussion boards. eep!) so I had a look at search terms.
And lo! I found that when you google "effects of dehydration", the third result listed is my Narnia slash story.
May God have mercy on my soul.

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Or the fact that he's stranded on an island with a woman and they both get drunk and he decides the thing to do is dance and sing.
Or ...
Wait a sec.
Yeah, he's gay.
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