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Kindness to Animals
Note: This is not a real story. It is social commentary. Or maybe badfic. Anyway, it's ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
widget285's fault.
Kindness to Animals
One day, Jack went out to get a quart of milk from the corner store. It was raining, so he took his SUV.
When he came out of the store with the milk, he saw a big black dog sitting on the pavement. Its fur was all matted and it had big sad eyes.
"Hey there, boy," Jack said and patted the dog on the head. The dog whimpered and feebly wagged its tail. Jack figured that the dog was a stray since it had no collar, so he took it back with him in the SUV.
At home, he gave the poor dog the steaks that he had planned to grill for him and Daniel, when Daniel came over for supper later. Jack secretly loved Daniel, but he knew that he could never say so. They hung out a lot, though.
Jack made pasta instead and when Daniel came over, they sat down to eat it. But Daniel had trouble because he kept sneezing. Then he noticed the dog, who had just come in from the living room. Jack fed the dog some pasta.
"I'm allergic to dogs," Daniel said and sneezed again.
Suddenly the dog turned into a man with long shaggy black hair! "Sorry," the man said.
Jack and Daniel both stared and Jack started planning how he could sidle over to the counter and grab the knife he had used for chopping the mushrooms.
"Who are you?" Daniel said.
"I'm Sirius Black," the man said. "If you could just let me hide out here for a little while..."
"I really don't think so," Jack said.
"See, I'm on the run from evil wizards," Black said.
Jack rolled his eyes, but Daniel looked interested.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Don't answer that," Black said. He pulled a stick out of a pocket and pointed it at the door.
Jack didn't feel very threatened so he went to the door. There was a man there. "Excuse me," the man said, "but is there a big black stray dog here?"
"There used to be," Jack said. "Now there's just some crazy guy."
Black pushed past Jack. "Remus!" he said.
"Sirius!" the man at the door said and they fell into each others arms for a long kiss.
"I guess you two know each other, huh," Jack said.
"Thanks for looking after Sirius for me," Remus said. "How can we repay you?"
"Maybe a couple of steaks..." Jack said.
"I think I know," Sirius said, with a twinkle in his eye. He pointed the stick at Daniel and then at Jack and said some words that Jack didn't understand but probably Daniel did.
Next thing Jack knew, he and Daniel had their arms around each other and they were kissing. It was a really hot kiss. When they stopped to breathe, Daniel said, "I love you, Jack."
"I love you too, Daniel," Jack said and hugged Daniel tightly. He was so happy! It always paid to be kind to animals.
-fin-
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*boggle*
Could you take your brain out and let me have a peek inside? I promise to return it relatively unmashed. Seriously. I need to see what goes on in there. *g*
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See? Perfectly normal.
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You've done it again :)
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Can you recommend me some good HPfic?
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For HP recs, this is a good place to start:
http://teland.com/hprecs.html
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I never watched SG, most SF series I try not to get addicted to..
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Jack secretly loved Daniel, but he knew that he could never say so. They hung out a lot, though.
Which sums up about 85% of the fic at Area52.
While I find this little fic incredibly funny, I'm afraid it will get into the wrong hands, and people will now write "Daniel is an animagus" fic. I'm actually surprised that it hasn't happened so far. So if next time I dare to read the Gateway ML, there is suddenly a number of stories with titles like, "Daniel - My life as a dog", "Daniel - a cat goes through the gate" or "Daniel the Reindeer - a christmas story", I will - of course - blame you. *g*
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Wasn't there something about the noses of the Sethesh guards?
Maybe he is captured by Sethesh guards who were jealous of his glowing nose, that way I could even make it canon.
It's a good thing I don't write.
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Who says Bad!Fic can't be a force for good? Not only does it provide mocking possibilities and general amusement, but it even becomes a source of inspiration from time to time.
And this is *still* way more plausible than the talking to animals fic!
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You're my muse!
And this is *still* way more plausible than the talking to animals fic!
Yes, because that's just made up and Harry Potter is true.
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Ya know, that sounds much nicer than 'bad influence,' 'terrible warning,' 'Oh, HER!' which most people call me. Widget the Muse has a lvely ring, methinks.
And this is *still* way more plausible than the talking to animals fic!
Yes, because that's just made up and Harry Potter is true.
/nods in agreement
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So, really, it could have already happened...
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Oh God... crossover insanity!
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So incredibly funny. I'm all with the giggling now.
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Though now you've gone and given me a craving for good new Sirius/Remus fic. And there *isn't any*. Doggone it.
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Thank you!
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and it's got that wonderful 'and then' 'and then' feel to it too :)
well done!
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