Double Your Pleasure

[prillalar]

After yesterday's Catullus thread, I was thinking, yet again, oh, why didn't I ever pick up The Latin Sexual Vocabulary? And then I thought, I shall! I zipped over to Amazon to get the details. You know how they offer you discounts when you buy two books together?

Better Together, Amazon said. Buy this book with Harrius Potter et Philosophi Lapis.

Jeez! Do they want us to write our smutty fanfic in Latin now?

I'm just going to go clear my cookie file...

Comments

[spike21.livejournal.com]

oh for the love of all that is, um, holy...? You really need to write some latin harry potter porn.

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I'm thinking a Catullus parody with a Harrius Potter theme. I know you're capable of this, Hal, so no waffling! Scribe! (That's probably incorrect Latin, but wot the hell. From bad Latin are new languages born.)

[zoerayne]

Gee, thanks. Just what my book budget needed - more Latin reference books. [g]

But, if you did write your smutty fanfic in Latin, that would give those of us who are desirous of learning Latin something interesting to read! And incentive, even!

[lapislaz.livejournal.com]

Did someone take my name in vain? Oh, it's just you Hal. No worries. Amazon is getting unwittingly kinky on us, eh? Silly me, still boycotting them after all this time. I wonder what Barnes and Noble would do?

[mishamcm.livejournal.com]

Cachinnus!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

AHH! AHH! Yes, yes, BUY Harrius Potter! It's wonderful! Sorry, I've just randomly wandered into your LJ, but I just saw this post and had to pimp.