Oh, poor Harry! Ahahahahahaha! Like, I have no words. Why would Hermione expect something like that from Harry? Does she think Harry is gayer than Ron? Or parhaps there's some ancient prophecy prophesying that Harry will fall in love with a Death Eater? Or that, with Harry's penchant for getting into trouble, he'd be much more likely to fall in love with a Malfoy than a nice, oh I dunno, Longbottom, perhaps? You must share the link. There must be some method to this madness.

hehehehehe!