Oh, the bridesmaids and that usher and the bride's mother and the champagne and that man with the cane and the glint in his eye who Jack is sure he had once, thirty years ago, but it's all hands off and mouth shut and he should never have made that bet, never, no matter what Ianto promised him if he won.
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And even if not, Ianto will enjoy laughing at Jack for trying. ;-)