[identity profile] penknife.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I am prejudiced against the farm with the door that makes the mooing sound, because the one in our household is broken in some unidentifiable way that makes it moo whenever you step on the floor in its near vicinity, or go up and down stairs, or slam the downstairs door. Every now and then a visitor will ask us what that phantom mooing sound is. We usually just say "cows."