A bird can't fly on one wing

[prillalar]

I keep seeing people talking about "wingfic" lately and I was trying to work out what kind of story that could refer to. But it turns out that it's just fic wherin the characters have wings.

There's a whole genre for that? Where have I been?

How about:

• hookfic
• tailfic
• chainsawarmfic (mmm, Ash!)
• chitinous-exoskeletonfic

Or maybe it's best just to stick with two-guys-get-drunk-and-screwfic.

Comments

[geekturnedvamp.livejournal.com]

You laugh, but between Andromeda a few years ago (back during first season when Trance still had her tail and the show didn't suck) and Nightcrawler in X2, I'm all about owning my tail!smut kink these days. Now if only people would write more of it *g*...

[prillalar]

Oh, I laugh, but in a "my kinks are just as strange" way. I think it's because the wingfic seems to be about giving wings to characters who don't have them, rather than writing about characters who already do that it made me blink a little.

Not that people write that, but that it's popular enough to have its own genre name.

And I almost cried when Trance lost her tail. :(

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

Haven't you written hookfic? You know, for Krycek? And if not, why not? *g*

[prillalar]

'Cause I made thete1 do it for me: Mine, Yours

Actually, I think Alex had a hook in Violence And The Subtext Of Homoerotic Desire or Beat Me, Daddy but it wasn't a plot point.

[laurakaye.livejournal.com]

::howls with laughter::

you should write chitinous-exoskeletonfic. No, really! you should! I'll give you a dollar!

[prillalar]

Would this be in USD? Cause here in Canada, that's like a hundred dollars or something.

[laurakaye.livejournal.com]

Yes! a US dollar. And I'll throw in a box of Smarties and some Timbits!

[prillalar]

Hee! As you were writing this, I was posting this.

It's pretty short, though, so it might only be worth 50c.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I can think of examples of hookfic and tailfic right off the bat?

[prillalar]

Only if you don't link to the good ones...

[spike21.livejournal.com]

And don't forget tonguefic -- oh JarJar and Toad, I miss you so...

[prillalar]

Oooh, yes! Like your very own Xander Harris's Really Wierd Jar-Jar Sex Dream.

And do you still have that little Toad/Jar Jar/Ethan/Giles snippet I wrote you back in the day? I'm not sure I do. In the meantime, there's always Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

I'm just a leetle worried about the chainsawarmfic. Ash, yes. Decapitated lovers, kills the mood a tad perhaps.

The action fig of Ash that I have has an interchangable metal hand, which you can swop for the chainsaw, presumably for those intimate moments.

How thoughful. *g*

Toolshed!

[greyhat.livejournal.com]

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The idea of chainsaw!fic makes me all nostalgic for the screaming fights I used to have with my sister where we'd holler, "Fuck you with a chainsaw!" Only one that was better: "Fuck you *sideways* with a chainsaw!"

ahem.

Re: Toolshed!

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

In Manchester they say

"Fuck me pink with a wet Echo!"

But I think that's more of an exclaimation of surprise.

[prillalar]

Is it wrong that this turns me on?

If he had a hook *and* a chainsaw that he could switch around, I'd probably spontaneously combust.

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

See now, whenever I think about attachements for arm stumps, I always go first to handy sex toys.

I see these wonderful multi-pronged vibrators, and dildo's that you could really get your shoulder behind! *g*

I have a real kink that the noise they would make when you clicked on a new one would be a very satisfying and perfect... Click!

No hook. I couldn't do a hook. Wierdo! *g*