A bird can't fly on one wing
I keep seeing people talking about "wingfic" lately and I was trying to work out what kind of story that could refer to. But it turns out that it's just fic wherin the characters have wings.
There's a whole genre for that? Where have I been?
How about:
- hookfic
- tailfic
- chainsawarmfic (mmm, Ash!)
- chitinous-exoskeletonfic
Or maybe it's best just to stick with two-guys-get-drunk-and-screwfic.
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Not that people write that, but that it's popular enough to have its own genre name.
And I almost cried when Trance lost her tail. :(
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Actually, I think Alex had a hook in Violence And The Subtext Of Homoerotic Desire or Beat Me, Daddy but it wasn't a plot point.
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you should write chitinous-exoskeletonfic. No, really! you should! I'll give you a dollar!
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It's pretty short, though, so it might only be worth 50c.
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And do you still have that little Toad/Jar Jar/Ethan/Giles snippet I wrote you back in the day? I'm not sure I do. In the meantime, there's always Mr Toad's Wild Ride.
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The action fig of Ash that I have has an interchangable metal hand, which you can swop for the chainsaw, presumably for those intimate moments.
How thoughful. *g*
Toolshed!
The idea of chainsaw!fic makes me all nostalgic for the screaming fights I used to have with my sister where we'd holler, "Fuck you with a chainsaw!" Only one that was better: "Fuck you *sideways* with a chainsaw!"
ahem.
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"Fuck me pink with a wet Echo!"
But I think that's more of an exclaimation of surprise.
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If he had a hook *and* a chainsaw that he could switch around, I'd probably spontaneously combust.
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I see these wonderful multi-pronged vibrators, and dildo's that you could really get your shoulder behind! *g*
I have a real kink that the noise they would make when you clicked on a new one would be a very satisfying and perfect... Click!
No hook. I couldn't do a hook. Wierdo! *g*