I had a lot of weird dreams last night, but the best one was a Sesame Street segment starring Bert as a millionaire vampire who fought crime. I think he had a monocle.

Awesome. Is Ernie his manservant/feeder? Or is Ernie his cop friend?

I would so love a story like this.

Especially if it was set during Snuffy's invisible phase. I'm sure there's mileage in that!