i am become crack

[prillalar]

I'm reading this story where Kaidoh has multiple personalities and all of them are in love with Inui. Also Kaidoh and Inui and Fuji and Eiji and Oishi and Tezuka all have psychic powers. Oh my GOD I want Inui and Tezuka to have Hot Brain Sex right now.

Of course, if Inui could just project his thoughts at Tezuka any time instead of having to call him 20 times a day on his mobile, Tezuka would probably resort to wearing a tinfoil hat to block Inui's brain rays. Except when Inui threw Tezuka down on the bed and taught him anew what it means to be a weepy, fluid-covered uke. Though maybe Inui would make him keep the hat on.

You know, it would be more interesting if each of Kaidoh's personalities were in love with someone different. Because then we could read about him getting it on with everyone at Seigaku (and maybe Kamio). Also, he should have a new, hot, meticulously described outfit in every scene. And none of the personalities are in love with Momo and even though Momo is a straight boy, there's something about that that really bothers him. So he tries to figure out a way to steal the love of one of Kaidoh personalities and then humiliate him. But Momo badly miscalculates and ends up on the receiving end of Inui's brain, without benefit of a tinfoil condom.

Also, there should be something about Mitsui and Kogure. And maybe Joey and Chandler.

(I'm not drunk. Just very, very tired.)

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

OMG. Your Drabble-Matic has made my WEEK. No, MONTH.

[prillalar]

Hee! That's probably the one thing that's more cracked-out than this post.

[mysticblueside.livejournal.com]

I believe you win for the night.

Of course, if Inui could just project his thoughts at Tezuka any time instead of having to call him 20 times a day on his mobile, Tezuka would probably resort to wearing a tinfoil hat to block Inui's brain rays.

I have a peculiar mental image of Tezuka in one of the beauty-school-drop-out-angels' metallic curler hats. :|

[prillalar]

And doesn't he look fetching in it!

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

The image of Tezuka wearing a tin foil hat will not leave my brain. 'Cos then I have to imagine him as a crazed alien geek. And Inui as the all knowing alien. Plus probing, because there's a quota to fill. Inui is anal after all.

[prillalar]

I remember that sketch. :) And now I'm picturing a meeting between Gavin and Inui.

Gavin: In France, kids are drunk.

Inui: Ii data!

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

There's a picture of that? ... obviously I've been out of the loop for too long :p

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

I think the "tinfoil condom" bit just made my year. :D I have to get me one of those. You should market and sell them to psychics.

[prillalar]

Protect yourself from brain-sexually transmitted diseases! (I wonder if you could catch mad cow that way.)

[maeran.livejournal.com]

You know, this sounds a lot like a doujinshi I read! Or maybe it was the dream I had last night.

But seriously, really? Where can I find this?

*provides pillow & blankets for the tired Hal-san?*

[prillalar]

I love fanfiction.net so much. It fills needs I never knew I had.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2806982/1/

Though in this case, I'm kind of jealous I didn't think of the idea first.

I'm in my comfy chair now, so I'm going to read a book, then go to bed. :)

[insaneneko.livejournal.com]

You are slowly making me believe that if anyone would make Tezuka into a weeky, fluid covered uke, it'd be Inui. I feel like I'm being brain-washed in slow motion.

Also, I love the idea of Kaidoh's personalities in love with different people!