until now? no, not ever... now i'm trying to imagine what'd it be like. closest i can come is flabby, chubby lips, sloppily wet with the faint odor of gin and mint.
When I watched Boston Legal, I wondered what I would be like to be Alan. Which did included some interest in the topic of kissing Denny Crane. Actually. Since you ask.
I was watching Amok Time and the mirror universe ep (which is probably called Mirror, Mirror) and admiring the general golden boy handsomeness of an oiled and sleeveless of young William Shatner but he was Kirk then and I never particularly like William Shatner. But old William Shatner? Fat, bronzed, rich, crazy old man William Shatner? Squeezed into his skin and his suits like a good, handmade sausage? Squinting and gravelly voiced and senior citizeny? I love him like a mad thing.
I don't even need fiction. Just watching the last five minutes of Boston Legal makes me happier than a happy thing is happy.
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he scares me.
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And then he does!
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I have to disagree with ALL Y'ALL. Young Shatner would be hot to make out with. Rowr.
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Yeah, but it's "did you ever wonder." So, as long as I'm wondering, I might as well wonder about the hottest version available!
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*seekritly licks your icon*
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James T Kirk on the other hand....
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So, Shatner: no.
Kirk: hella yeah! TOS, of course, not the movies.
And if I were Alan, I'd be interested in Denny.
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i'm sorry.
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Old Shatner makes me think of a gay KFC colonel.
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But 2. OMGDENNYCRANEICONLOVES
I was watching Amok Time and the mirror universe ep (which is probably called Mirror, Mirror) and admiring the general golden boy handsomeness of an oiled and sleeveless of young William Shatner but he was Kirk then and I never particularly like William Shatner. But old William Shatner? Fat, bronzed, rich, crazy old man William Shatner? Squeezed into his skin and his suits like a good, handmade sausage? Squinting and gravelly voiced and senior citizeny? I love him like a mad thing.
I don't even need fiction. Just watching the last five minutes of Boston Legal makes me happier than a happy thing is happy.
Nope.
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Man, they showed the clip from the season finale of last year's BL, where Schmidt gives Denny a kiss?
liek whoa.
(Plus, he makes me laugh like loon.)
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