Teal'c and Sam should be having lots of sex. Or maybe Teal'c and Vala should be having lots of sex. Or maybe Teal'c and Vala and Sam should be having lots of sex. Preferably in the very next episode.
That, and Maybe they could've picked a better pairing for what seems to be a plot lifted from a gay porno, were the entirety of my thoughts about the episode. (Well, and also Holy crap, is Landry seriously serenading Cam with a mating call?)
*agrees* And yet, there's such a noticeable absence of Teal'c/Vala/Sam fics, when it would be so easy to have them kidnapped by aliens and thrown naked in a cell together, or stranded off-world, cuddling with Teal'c to conserve bodyheat. And think about Vala challenging Sam all the time. Sam would totally fall for it, Vala could lean back and watch for a while, and Teal'c smile would make the mountain explode.
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And yet, there's such a noticeable absence of Teal'c/Vala/Sam fics, when it would be so easy to have them kidnapped by aliens and thrown naked in a cell together, or stranded off-world, cuddling with Teal'c to conserve bodyheat. And think about Vala challenging Sam all the time. Sam would totally fall for it, Vala could lean back and watch for a while, and Teal'c smile would make the mountain explode.