In which I attempt to write copy for our corporate website while under the influence of codeine.

[prillalar]

"You aren't affected by advertising. But everyone else is. Let us help."

"Traditional advertising is dying but we're all zombie masters."

"There's a sucker born every minute. Let us introduce you to him."

"We'll tell you what to do, so just shut up and write a cheque."

"Our core values are money and beer. Not necessarily in that order."

"We promise not to talk about you behind your back like all the other agencies do."

"A hug with every project!"


Kill me now.

Comments

[branchandroot]

*snickering* Ah, yes, much like trying to compose poetry while on Dramamine. Also an interesting experience.

Honesty--in the bottom of every pill bottle.

[prillalar]

It certainly removes my usual filters. :)

[merith.livejournal.com]

you are funny under the influence! :)

[prillalar]

Hee! Thanks. :)

perhaps you could offer

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

"Porn with every jingle!"

Re: perhaps you could offer

[prillalar]

People should pay for the porn!

[capra-maritimus.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

I'd almost pay to see those in an ad somewhere. :D

[prillalar]

Hmm...maybe I should re-think. *g*

[svz-insanity.livejournal.com]

Hey, if that's in an ad somewhere for a product--I'd buy it. :D And this is coming from a poor high school student.

I think I'll steal your excuse for further incidences. "The migraine pixies made me do it!"

[prillalar]

I don't have all of the weird migraine entries tagged yet, but I'm getting there. :)