Election

[prillalar]

The Beer and Hockey party has been elected with a sweeping majority! Hayley Wickenheiser is the new Prime Minister and has announced she will name Wayne Gretzky as Minister of Foreign Affairs. She has promised not to neglect curling when it comes to making national policy.

"Tim's for everybody!" Wickenheiser said. "It's on me."

*wakes up*

Oh, FUCK.

Stupid country.

Oh well, how long until this government falls too?

Comments

[wolfgrin]

The Beer and Hockey party has been elected with a sweeping majority! Hayley Wickenheiser is the new Prime Minister and has announced she will name Wayne Gretzky as Minster of Foreign Affairs. She has promised not to neglect curling when it comes to making national policy.

"Tim's for everybody!" Wickenheiser said. "It's on me."

I'll take this one, please.

[prillalar]

God, I wish!

[akatonbo.livejournal.com]

I would vote for the Beer and Hockey party.

[spike21.livejournal.com]

Real Soon Now.

[fortissima.livejournal.com]

...Wayne Gretzky as Minister of Foreign Affairs.

*laughs*

[neeteeus.livejournal.com]

... Wayne Gretzky as Minister of Foreign Affairs.

You know...I'd see that.

[selenay]

Very, very soon. I hope. And pray.

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

I give it at least half an hour.

[anyotherknight.livejournal.com]

I really may be able to vote this year after all. I give it three months, or whenever the next budget is introduced.

If only Alberta had been able to vote for Quebec City's shock jock. Yeah.

[1-mad-squirrel.livejournal.com]

Hayley Wickenheiser is the new Prime Minister and has announced she will name Wayne Gretzky as Minister of Foreign Affairs.

She'll have to fight the Phoenix Coyotes fans for him. And yes, I'm still trying to wrap my mind around Phoenix having an ice hockey team. That's right up there with Bolivia having a navy.

* waves from Arizona *

[3jane.livejournal.com]

I predict that this government will last about 10 hours.

[seii-ryu.livejournal.com]

Depends how long it takes for the liberals to regroup, and/or if Harper makes stupid moves. Which, given the person, uhh... 6 months?