Brain and brain, what is brain? If I didn't think my Darth Maul plushie might slice him up, I'd check out Inui. Though maybe Inui would actually be the Alpha Sith and send Darth Maul out to do his bidding. Then nobody would be safe!
I'd eat the brains of the person offering me the sandwich but I'd also keep the sandwich. You never know when you're going to run out of brains and a backup supply like that could come in very handy.
I rashly chose the third option, then had a crisis. They were human brains weren't they?? Because my vegetarian principles would not allow me to eat lamb.
You've just hit my one surefire foodsquick. If I'm ever offered an actual dish involving brains, it will not get eaten unless it would cause an international incident or something to refuse.
Speaking of brains, have you ever read the author Christopher Moore? Author of such books as Bloodsucking Fiends, The Stupidest Angel(wherein brains!), The Island of the Sequened Love Nun, etc. etc.
Highly, like jumping up and down highly. Wonderful insanity. The other book of his that I've read is Practical Demonkeeping, which later ties in with the aforementioned Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Stupidest Angel and The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. Also if you're in the mood to be struck down by God: Lamb The Gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood pal.
Quite frankly, if I ever get to the point where I'm eating human brains? I want them cooked for me by Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Because say what you will about the man but damn, does he know how to cook!
::still remembers how the scene in Hannibal goes -- slices of fresh brain go into the ice water bath to firm up (just a little lemon juice, remember!), then lightly sauteed in black butter.... Yes, it was very disturbing food porn::
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(You know what a vegetarian zombie eats, right?)
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(I love this quiz. Also, your icon. Also, you. :D)
Saw an Inui plushy on eBay yesterday and thought of you. It was unbearably cute. Cheap shipping, too. Out of Saskatchewan. :D
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*is special brain-eater*
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Ever. I'm not kidding.
I rashly chose the third option, then had a crisis. They were human brains weren't they?? Because my vegetarian principles would not allow me to eat lamb.
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Author of such books as Bloodsucking Fiends, The Stupidest Angel(wherein brains!), The Island of the Sequened Love Nun, etc. etc.
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::still remembers how the scene in Hannibal goes -- slices of fresh brain go into the ice water bath to firm up (just a little lemon juice, remember!), then lightly sauteed in black butter.... Yes, it was very disturbing food porn::
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::arranges flowers carefully so you can't see what's at the other end of the table::
A little Chianti, dear?
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