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[prillalar]

Hal: You have a drink!

Boy: Do you want some?

Hal: What is it?

Boy: It's a decaf grande ristretto sugar-free French Vanilla breve latte.

Hal: I can't drink something with that many syllables.

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[prillalar]

It sure does, doesn't it? One time when we were downtown during the summer, we went into Starbucks and he ordered a breve latte. Which, if you're not familiar with the term, is made with cream instead of milk. And the barrista asked him where he was from, because apparently only American tourists order breves. He was a little put out by that, but it hasn't stopped him from drinking them.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

You know, cream is pretty much my favorite substance in the whole world, and I still wouldn't try and make a latte with it.

Silly people.