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[prillalar]

Hal: You have a drink!

Boy: Do you want some?

Hal: What is it?

Boy: It's a decaf grande ristretto sugar-free French Vanilla breve latte.

Hal: I can't drink something with that many syllables.

Comments

[florahart]

..a decaf sugar-free BREVE?

So. No caffeine, no sugar, but a cup of fat? I mean, at least around about here, a breve is made with foamy half and half, rather than milk.

This is like the opposite of my skinny syrupy oh so caffeinated drink!

[prillalar]

This is the Atkins lifestyle. In which fruit is the enemy and bacon is a condiment.

It frightens me.