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prillalar ([personal profile] prillalar) wrote2005-11-13 11:26 pm
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PoT Fic: According To (InuKai)

A little bit of InuKai a little early for International Fanfic Kiss Day on Monday.


According To by Halrloprillalar
Prince of Tennis, InuKai, 400 words, PG.

[ also posted to inu_kai ]


Inui had a plan. A good plan. It was detailed, it was precise, with instructions for every contingency. It had a 86% chance of success. And if he adjusted it mid-execution, the odds would be even more favourable.

In just two weeks, Inui would achieve his objective through careful adherence to the plan.

Now he just had to find it...

He flipped through his notebook a third time, but no loose paper fell out. He pawed through his bag, then turned out the contents onto a bench in the club room. He was late for practice, but if he didn't start with Step 1 today, it would throw out the whole schedule.

He stood up and checked his pockets again. It had to be somewhere.

"Senpai?" Kaidoh was standing in the doorway. The sun was behind him and it was hard to see his face. He came into the room and closed the door behind him.

"I'll be right out to practice," Inui said. "I'm just looking for something."

"Is it this?" And Kaidoh held out his hand. In Kaidoh's hand was a piece of paper. On the piece of paper were the words Plan to Win Kaidoh's Affections Within Two Weeks. Underlined. Twice.

Inui could feel the colour draining out of his face. He could feel his throat dry up. It took three tries before he could speak. "About that," he said and stopped because he didn't know what to say. There were no instructions for this particular contingency.

"Inui-senpai," Kaidoh said and his voice was a growl.

"About that," Inui said again.

Kaidoh grabbed Inui's collar in his fist, yanked him down, and Inui just had time to think, oh fuck, he's going to before Kaidoh kissed him. Hard, fast, his mouth not quite square to Inui's. When Kaidoh let go, Inui's lips were stinging, his whole skin was stinging, his joints locked into place.

"Yes," Inui said and Kaidoh ducked his head before he turned and ran outside. Inui's joints unlocked and he dropped onto the bench. At his feet was the paper, creased and crumpled. Inui smoothed it out. The ink was smudged.

Inui crossed out Two Weeks and wrote in One Afternoon.

He smiled. A good plan indeed.

[identity profile] brand-new-chaos.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha so damn funny XD you gotta love INUI and the strange way his mind works :D

*nod* *nod*

[identity profile] cellia.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
hee. I love that he is anal enough to keep and amend the plan. Well, it seemed to work after all...

very cute.

[identity profile] histoirede.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
XD Inui's the best.

[identity profile] histoirede.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky you X3

[identity profile] laylah.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! So cute.
You are still my only connection to PoT, and I still wonder what else I could possibly need from the fandom apart from your fic. ^_^

[identity profile] wonapalei.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
And now I cannot help but wonder if he lost it on purpose. Oh, Inui, without you, this series would not contain half the crack it does.

[identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! oh god, you write the best Inui of all time. He's so devious, and secretly dorky (okay, maybe not secretly), and Kaidoh is so very "oh god the sempai is crazy, but i am the kouhai so maybe things will not be so bad if i take off my pants slowly so as not to startle him with sudden movement".

And also, the Raito-esque ability of Inui to take everything that goes utterly wrong and pretend it's all part of the plan is glorious indeed.

Never, never stop, please?

[identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com 2005-11-15 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha, you know now that i've made that comparison, it's kind of taken on a life of its own. Somebody should write them playing a game.


Inui: *scribbles in notebook, then tennises the crap out Raito*
"Haha, I win!"

Raito: *scribbles in notebook, Inui drops dead*
"Haha, I win!"

[identity profile] trinityhelix.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
*falls over*

omg lol. i LOVED that. a perfect pick me up to a very strange day. *hugs tight*

thank you, m'dear.

[identity profile] weetanya.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent characterization of Kaidoh here:
Kaidoh ducked his head before he turned and ran outside

And in all, FUN! I want a stinging kiss from Kaidoh too! :D

[identity profile] miko-no-da.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Your Inui and Kaidou kill me every time. Yay for Kaidou knowing what he wants! ^____^

International fanfic kiss day? *puzzled* Great, who was dumb enough to put it in the middle of NaNo? >.< argh

[identity profile] akatonbo.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
This made me giggle in the best way.

[identity profile] ponderosa121.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There are no words for Kaidoh's pure adorableness.

[identity profile] babydracky.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Inui is the best^^

[identity profile] meemobunny.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* oh, inui, you loveable dork~~

[identity profile] neeteeus.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Inui crossed out Two Weeks and wrote in One Afternoon.

!!! So much love!

Also, growly-voiced Kaidoh. Ohgod. *fans self*

[identity profile] kishmet.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)

Did Inui lose it on purpose? Or did he just pretend to himself later that it had been his plan all along? XD

So adorable! ♥
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[personal profile] flonnebonne 2005-11-14 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Inui, you are such a dork I cannot help but love you. You too, Kaidoh.

Wonderfully, cleverly done (as usual).

[identity profile] disutansu.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Go Kaidoh! Yus, it's lovely that Kaidoh made the first move. ^_^ *squees so much* Kyaaaaa!

[identity profile] aunt-agatha.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
hahahaha excellent! :D