Seiyuu Crossover Theatre

[prillalar]

My current daydream game: one voice actor, two (or more) roles. What will happen?


Fujiwara Keiji
Ogata Seiji, Hikaru no Go - Hanamoto Shuuji, Honey and Clover
Hanamoto is at the onsen with the students, Ogata is there on his own. Late at night, Ogata chats up Hanamoto in the bath. Ogata invites Hanamoto back to his room to drink and seduces him in classic BL style. They have copious amounts of really filthy sex with much spilling of precious bodily fluids, then sit around smoking silently while sad shoujo music plays. Then Ashiwara shows up.


Koyasu Takehito
Zechs Marquise, Gundam Wing - Kuroyanagi Ryou, Yakitate!! Japan
Zechs comes into the Pantasia Main Branch store to buy a loaf of bread.
Kuroyanagi: Meister Kirisaki!
Zechs: Uh, no.
Kuroyanagi: Don't try to deny it, just because you have a different mask on today. I'd know your entrancing, er, long blond hair anywhere.
Zechs: I just came in for a loaf of bread.
Kuroyanagi: I made this especially for you!

He shoves a piece of bread into Zechs's mouth. When Zechs tastes it, he has a vision of being pulled under water by a strong current, buffeted by waves, rushed down a waterfall, then washed up naked on the shore, gently licked by the tide. He opens his eyes to find himself being gently licked by Kuroyanagi. Things go badly for Kuroyanagi after that.


Okiayu Ryotaro
(We could do pages and pages on Okiayu's characters. Possibly about most of them getting therapy.)
Mitsui Hisashi, Slam Dunk - Tezuka Kunimitsu, Prince of Tennis - Kuchiki Byakuya, Bleach
Mitsui is beating up Tezuka just for the hell of it. Tezuka can't fight back because he injured his back while sexing up Ryoma moving heavy boxes for charity. Suddenly, a Hollow appears and devours them both. Byakuya watches with absolutely no expression whatsoever on his face, then kills the Hollow after it's done with its snack.


Seki Toshihiko
Tezuka Shinobu, Koko wa Greenwood - Ludwig, Meine Liebe
Both obtain influential positions, Ludwig in government, Shinobu in business. Their interests are in conflict and they play a delicate and dangerous game, using minions, money, and Machiavelli to try to ruin and assasinate each other. At the same time, they conduct a discreet affair. They are distant and cold with one another, but the sex is really, really good.


Suwabe Junichi
Atobe Keigo, Prince of Tennis - Greed, Fullmetal Alchemist
I don't know what happens. I'm feeling faint at the idea of them just being in the same room. Probably Atobe admires himself a lot and then Greed eats him.


Got any good ones?

Comments

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

OMG I'M DYING.

*gasps for air*

Okay, I've got one. Noriaki Sugiyama (or is it Sugiyama Noriaki? I can never tell when websites flip the names for us westerners).

Uchiha Sasuke. Ishida Uryuu. They meet in the hair salon. It soon devolves into a competition over who can angst the most over their dead families. (Which compeition, in turn, degenerates into a struggle to see whose blue electricity is deadliest, and who has better-parted gothboy hair.)

[prillalar]

Hee! But Ishida will always have the better tailored outfit.

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Plus I doubt he'd ever wear that horrid onesie Sasuke sports at the Chuunin examination.

Oh! Another one!

How about Kouhei Kiyasu (Kiyasy Koyhei?) - Kaidoh/Fuwa. They cross one another's path in the boys' showers at the local gym, and grunt in acknowledgement. The end.

[prillalar]

Maybe Fuwa tries playing tennis and thinks it's stupid and then Kaidoh gets all mad and they fight. I have no idea who would win.

The Kiyasu Krossover Crossover I'm still trying to work out is Kaidoh and Aikawa from Dear Boys. They are total opposites. I think Aikawa would make Kaidoh so very, very insane.

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I'd love to see that!

[ex-seventee.livejournal.com]

I want to take the second one and frame it on my wall.

[prillalar]

Hee! I'd love to see what Zechs does to Kuroyanagi.

[annotated_em]

The Okiayu one kills me dead.

But the Suwabe one... Well. See Em. See Em perv. Perv, Em, perv.

[prillalar]

Yeah, the Suwabe one. Yeah.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

...I have no idea what they would *do* together, but an Okiayu sequel that put Scar (FMA) and Shigure (Fruits Basket) in the same room would win so much.

[octopedingenue]

Shigure would make Scar froth at the mouth in frustration. It would be AWESOME.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Hell, yes. There's not much plot to it, but it would be so funny.

[prillalar]

And when Scar froths at the mouth, people die!

God, I miss him.

[octopedingenue]

Babies and puppies too!

I want there to be more Scar. I want there to be Movie!Scar, creeping the hell out of everyone by smiling beatifically.

[(Anonymous)]

Can we add K from Gravitation too? The gaijin manager with all the..... guns....

damn, this is a fun game.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

Sho Hayami (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=724)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Trigun; Kazutaka Muraki - Yami no Matsuei; Frank Archer - Fullmetal Alchemist
Um...Hell, I'm not entirely sure how this would go. Something about Muraki turning Archer into the perfect evil cyborg, probably, and Wolfwood shooting them both. There would be a lot of maniacal laughter, I expect.

Re: damn, this is a fun game.

[prillalar]

Only one out of three that I've watched! I need to catch up on some anime, it seems. But yay for maniacal laughter!

[miko-no-da.livejournal.com]

Seki Tomokazu
Souma Kyou - Fruits Basket; Tenma - Harukanaru

Tenma, newly back from the Heien era, enters a store with Akane & Shimon in tow.
Kyou enteres the same store with Touru and Momiji.
Tenma & Kyou get separated from the groups, run into each other (literally)... and promptly get into a fight.
As the fur flies, Akane & Touru stand around trying to figure out which one is which... only to turn around and realize they can't tell Momiji & Shimon apart either.
Touru solves the whole thing by leaping into the fight, hugging both boys, and carting away the hissing orange cat while Tenma blushes and sputters. Momiji decides this looks like fun, glomps Akane, and Tenma spazzes on the bunny now snuggling Akane's chest.

I will never cease to find it amusing that two characters so similar in appearance and temperament are also voiced by the same person. At least Momiji and Shimon have different voices. *laughs* I love Seki when he plays the hotheads. ^____^ <3

[prillalar]

I have never watched Fruits Basket, I must confess. Should I? And did anyone ever finish subbing Harutheveryverylongname? I watched ten eps or so, I think. Everyone had the most appetizing pastel coloured hair.

[octopedingenue]

OMG watch/read Fruits Basket it is Beyond Awesome I can send you episodes if you need them and scanslations up to chapter 92 that is all. Breath now!

[prillalar]

Okay, downloading anime now. I would love to get scanlations from you, though. I imagine the manga goes beyond the anime, since the anime is only 26 eps.

[miko-no-da.livejournal.com]

I like Fruits Basket, it's one of my favourites. ^_^ As for Harukanaru (Haruka naru no toki no naka de I believe is the full name - In a faraway time I think is the English), I have the HK sub and have never seen a fansub, so I can't help you much there.

[branchandroot]

*laughing* One Okiayu set that has always amused me is Shigure of Fruits Basket and Crawford of Weiss Kreuz.

Previous versions have involved Shuldig doing a mind-merge job on them and Crawford finding himself singing about high school girls under his breath, while Shigure walks through the Souma main house shooting everything that moves. Except Hatori and Aya-snake, of course.

On further thought, however, I think Crawford would see it coming and trank Shuldig insensible while he went and preemptively killed Shigure to head it all off at the pass.

[prillalar]

Eek! Two shows I have not watched. But they sound exciting from this scenario. *g*

[branchandroot]

*snerks* Fruits Basket is lovely and exciting. The manga is far more extensive than the anime, but the anime is sweeter.

Weiss Kreuz is... well, it's an interesting excuse for Koyasu and four of his seiyuu buddies to sing a lot of songs. The plot is... patchy at best, and the animation is pretty cut-rate.

The music is great fun, though, and the fic-possibilities are endless.

And the bad guys rock.

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

Dude. Making an anime about gay, conflicted assassins to justify singing songs? I think they totally got it backwards. That's like saying "Yeah, we're going to become pirates to cover up for the gains we make in legitimate business."

[miko-no-da.livejournal.com]

*dies at the image of Crawford singing about high school girls*

[branchandroot]

*laughing* It's it terrifying?

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

I can't remember the seiyuu's name at the moment, but Tatsumi of Yami no Matsuei dealing with Homura of Saiyuki as a Shinigami could be great fun. Then you throw in Kubota from Wild Adapter and watch my brain explode with happy.

[prillalar]

Wow, three shows I haven't watched that are completely different from the two I haven't watched in the comment above this one. I feel so out of the loop!

[kinsugi.livejournal.com]

They are all the same seiyuu? I adore all three. Thanks for the thought of Tatsumi and Homura together. I've always thought of Tatsumi as a dom, and Homura already comes with chains attached!

[octopedingenue]

Paku Romi
Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist - Temari of the Sand, Naruto
They meet on the battlefield and snark beautifully until Temari makes a crack about Ed being so small she can knock him over with one little flick of her fan and Ed explodes the ground underneath her in rage. Also they have snarky sex

Mizuki Nana
Wrath, Fullmetal Alchemist - Hyuuga Hinata, Naruto
They meet on the battlefield. Everyone expects Hinata to get creamed. However, she uses her creepy Hyuuga eyes to discover Wrath's ouroboros tattoo and cuts off the chakra to it, rendering him helpless. Then they spend a quiet evening playing Scrabble.

Seki Tomokazu
Kyou, Fruits Basket - Shuichi, Gravitation
They are trapped on an elevator together, where Shuichi tortures Kyou for hours with his hysterical wailing at being away from his Yuuuuuuuuki and with his J-Pop singing. After the fiftieth a cappella verse praising the beauty of darling, darling Yuki's amethyst eyes, Kyou's stress triggers his transformation into a cat and he escapes by climbing through the ceiling hatch and up the elevator shaft.


The Suwabe Junichi one makes me weak in the knees. Can we have also have a Ryotaro Okiayu Scar/Shigure/Tezuka/Mister K orgy?

[prillalar]

Oooh, I especially like the Paku Romi one. Ha, take that, Ed! And we should have as many Okiayu orgies as possible.

[bluedelirium.livejournal.com]

Ogata Megumi- Tenoh Haruka (Sailormoon) and Kurama (YYH). They could... talk about androgyny?

Kurama: "Isn't it irritating to always be mistaken as the opposite sex?"
Haruka: "Uh... yeah, sure is." *goes back to flirting with anything in a skirt*

[prillalar]

Damn, yet more series I haven't seen. Anime is like laundry. Just when you think you're caught up...

[octopedingenue]

I just started reading Yu Yu Hakusho this week. SHONEN RAWR!

[disutansu.livejournal.com]

Kiyasu Kouhei (http://animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=12418)
Kaidoh Kaoru, Prince of Tennis - Fuwa Daichi, Whistle!
During his run along The River, Kaidoh runs into Fuwa (possibly practicing with Sho). Fuwa spouts how 'collecting all the data, the shot could be stopped,' and... yesh. XDDD

I read a fic where Inui met Fuwa... grr, if I could just find it again. ;-;

[prillalar]

Yeah, whenever they're down by the river in Whistle! I keep expecting Kaidoh to run by. Maybe we can Photoshop him in. *g*

[disutansu.livejournal.com]

Now there's an idea. XDDD

[pacilia.livejournal.com]

Tsuda Kenjiroh
Inui - PoT, Kaiba Seto - yu-gi-oh!

ehehe.... Inui and Seto in a game of duel monster. Seto takes time to explain all teh moves he's doing and all the life poitns he's taking away from Inui. Inui makes a come back with data duel monster and draws a card which changes his chance of winning against seto by 68.49% and beating the crap out fo Seto Kaiba. Then Inui makes Seto plays a batsu game by giving him his Ultra Special Delux penal-tea. Seto faints and noa appears to take over Kaiba corp again, Mokoba can go pimping all the yugioh girls.

Onosaka Masaya
Momo - PoT, Kero (big form) - card captor sakura.

What else other than the two of them having a big eating contest?

Takahashi Hiroki
Eiji - PoT Jounochi Katsuya - Yu-gi-oh!

I actually don't know what would happen... probably a puppy!Jounochi and a Neko!Eiji runnign around in circles.........

Minagawa Junko
Ryoma - PoT, Nakabayashi Yoshitaka - He is my Master, Ritsuka - Loveless

Ryoma and Yoshitaka decided to switch place. Yoshitaka and Nanjiroh are now always seen with each other and are having a very good almost-father-and-son relationship. Nanjiroh orders the 18+ pr0n while Yoshitaka shows him his secret collection of pr0n. Ryoma enjoys livign in a nice big quiet mansion and Invites Ritsuka once in a while to talk about their aniki *coughs andthenhavesexwithTezukaandSoubi *cough* ....... *cough FujiandAtobecanjoinTezukaandRyomaforahappyfour-some cough*

Ishida Akira
Mizuki - PoT, Hiwatari Satoshi - DN Angel

Hiwatari arrests Mizuki for his blinding purple shirt.

[prillalar]

Hee! One time I had lovely dream where I was playing Magic: The Gathering with Inui. It made me smile for days.

Is He is my Master any good? It looks a little strange...

He is my master

[pacilia.livejournal.com]

At first it sounds like some maid otaku anime fanservice thingy, but it's more like pure CRACK! Surprisingly not a lot of panty shots (as expected from these type of for boys shows). I only started watching because I want to hear Minagawa-san talking like a pervert instead of the "Mada mada dane". But if you love crack, and don't mind girls in insanely short maid outfit, it's a good comedy for laugh. I love their insane episode titles...

(I always want to see a perverted Ryoma, Yoshitaka kinda satisfied that...)

I think this anime gave a lot of ideas to the yaoi fangirl inside me... I began to imagine Ryoma in that maid outfit serving Tezuka or Atobe..... since one of the maids has slight green hair....... *sudden nose bleed*

Here's a sample of the crackiest anime episode title I've ever seen....
The Sawatari Izumi Contest Series!! A Daring Test of Courage!! An Express Train to a Secret Hotsprings in the Northeast, a Mother-in-law Murdered in the Mist, a Madonna Teacher from an Elite Family Burning with Desire, They Watch a Housewife Battle For Control of the Troubled Mansion!!