You likely are (no offense). Eiji is adorable (IMO) and at least not annoying all the time.

And that would be hysterically funny and end very soon as the Seigaku team loses terribly in the first match of the season and spends the next several months getting chewed out by Ryuuzaki-sensei.

Ahahaha. So true! At least Nanjirou's version does not involve the random appearance of glowing lights and water and many sparkly things...Tezuka really sounds like a magical girl if you think about it too hard doesn't he?