Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie
In a word: meh.
In three words: what the fuck?
In a few paragraphs:
While I went in with low expectations, I was still hopeful for a fun time. But the movie missed the whole point in a big, big way. You know, just the same as any time there's a US remake of an excellent UK television series. All the sharpness is gone, they use a mallet instead of a needle.
And the ending? Happy, happy, the earth is back but Arthur won't stay because now he loves adventure? Sure, right. This Arthur is never going to be the Sandwich Maker because he's too busy being bloodyJames T Kirk David Livingston.
I weep.
That said, I did enjoy Martin Freeman's performance. Sam Rockwell is always fun. Mos Def was, hmm, poorly directed? I didn't really like Zooey Deschanel that much. Stephen Fry was, as always, wonderful and I thought the way they animated the Guide was excellent.
Humma Kavula was really cool, but it seemed like that thread was completely dropped.
Some of the design I liked a lot -- Magrathea especially. The dolphin song was très fun.
And Ford couldn't keep his hands off Arthur.
In the end, though, it was wrong, and worse than that, it was dull. Douglas deserved so much better.
There was a credit cookie, so if you're there, be sure to stay for it.
In three words: what the fuck?
In a few paragraphs:
While I went in with low expectations, I was still hopeful for a fun time. But the movie missed the whole point in a big, big way. You know, just the same as any time there's a US remake of an excellent UK television series. All the sharpness is gone, they use a mallet instead of a needle.
And the ending? Happy, happy, the earth is back but Arthur won't stay because now he loves adventure? Sure, right. This Arthur is never going to be the Sandwich Maker because he's too busy being bloody
I weep.
That said, I did enjoy Martin Freeman's performance. Sam Rockwell is always fun. Mos Def was, hmm, poorly directed? I didn't really like Zooey Deschanel that much. Stephen Fry was, as always, wonderful and I thought the way they animated the Guide was excellent.
Humma Kavula was really cool, but it seemed like that thread was completely dropped.
Some of the design I liked a lot -- Magrathea especially. The dolphin song was très fun.
And Ford couldn't keep his hands off Arthur.
In the end, though, it was wrong, and worse than that, it was dull. Douglas deserved so much better.
There was a credit cookie, so if you're there, be sure to stay for it.

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Yikes, that pretty much sums up exactly what I was afraid of. I probably won't be rushing to see it, though it seems like one of those movies that I might want to see on the big screen for the effects. Because without the added entertainment of big screen special effects it would be even more dull, I suppose.
*sigh*
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Plus, it wasn't even all that funny.
I mean, there were good bits, but as a whole? Not so much.
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Though the dolphins were awesome.
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Humma Kavula = Elton John. It was scary.
Hi, btw! Read the fic you co-wrote with
::flail flail::
::fangirls you::
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I bet getting drunk first would help.
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The dolphins indeed were awesome. And I loved Humma Kuvala -- I wish he'd come into it again at the end.
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Yeah, that's about it. All the other versions worked for me. It felt like they didn't know why the other versions were funny and so they couldn't make this version funny as well.
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Could you follow what was going on? I wondered if it would be too weird and confusing. What parts amused you most?
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Humma Kuvala was okay...I think I was busy going WTF at that little extra plot bit to pay much attention to him.
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I was most amused by the part with the whale falling to its death, for some reason it's thoughts just cracked me up, and then the bowl of petunias. XD I also enjoyed the "I think I'm a sofa" bit, because it was so delightfully random. The narration was fun too, which is why I think the books would be fun. Also, the fact that the movie began with a bunch of dolphins singing also helped. XD
I think the random-ness is what really made me enjoy it.
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It was EERIE how much John Malkovich looked like the Rocket Man.
::twitch::
... you're in the Stargate SG-1 fandom, aren't you?
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Yes, somewhat. I haven't produced a lot of SG fic, but I have written some and I sometimes comment on the eps.
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