It's the most wonderful time of the year.

[prillalar]

I was only in the mall for five minutes and already I hate everyone who has ever lived.

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[widget285.livejournal.com]

Even me? I wasn't even in the mall, I swear!

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

I work in the mall. I know that feeling oh so well. Thankfully today was too cold for most people to go out, though so it wasn't as crazy as it could have been.

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

It only takes weekends to make me all testy and hostile...

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

Totally, totally, totally!

[unanon.livejournal.com]

Amen. Amen. Amen.

What is it about the holiday season that turns human beings into rabid ugly animals?

I did the majority of my shopping online this year, thank God.

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

:)

This is one of the perks of not needing to buy presents.

[laylah.livejournal.com]

Hells, yeah.

Humans = not worth the paper they're printed on.

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Sister!

-Beth, who was just in the mall for 45 minutes and hates every sentient being in the entire universe.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

It's been six years since I last set foot in a mall during Christmas run-up. I think they run on human souls.

[pauraque]

In our office, there used to be a picture of a monkey with a speech bubble saying "At least we're not in the mall".

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

My god, you went to the mall two days before xmas? To quote Willow: "What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?!?"

[zero-sleep.livejournal.com]

Seconded, with feeling, as I am one of the really stupid people who work Christmas retail.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I was at the mall for over an hour. I was tailgaited on the way home.

I am now drinking heavily and ordering parts to build my own Death Star.

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

*pets you*

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

I would like to register my complete and utter hate for George Michael and his parents, and for everyone who in any way made george Michael aware of Christmas and for anyone who in any way taught him how to write *cough* songs. Thankyou.

[insaneneko.livejournal.com]

The hordes of people are enough to make me want to never go to the mall again. *sigh* I'm glad I didn't have to find parking beforehand (I work right next to the mall), because then I'd have been homicidal.

[carmelised.livejournal.com]

I went to the mall and got pushed, shoved and squeezed to an inch of my life. It'll teach me to do my Christmas shopping early. Like, somewhere in JUNE.

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

*laughter*

You summed that up oh so very well!

Hang in there!

[kestrelsan.livejournal.com]

As Laura said above, WHY ON EARTH DID YOU GO TO THE MALL???!!!! That's like going up the stairs when you hear creepy music in a horror movie, just because you're curious.

*rubs your head soothingly*

[nightengale.livejournal.com]

uh...need cheering? Too bad, I'm gonna try anyways!!