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Boys will be boys.
I must say, one thing about writing Prince of Tennis fic is there's not really a lot of scope there, at least if you don't want to write future fic. You've got your boys, you've got your school, and you've got your tennis. What else would be going on with them? What can Kaidoh be plausibly worried about that's not school, tennis, his family, or his health?
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's deliciously lickable. I'm worried about ... Voldemort.
INUI: Jeez, Kaidoh, at least say You Know Who.
KAIDOH: Sorry. Can we practice Defense Against the Dark Arts some more?
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's the sun, the moon, and all the little stars. I'm worried about ... Darth Vader.
INUI: Kaidoh, I am your father.
Kaidoh faints.
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that I'm this close to tearing off all his clothes right here in the clubhouse and making violent love to him. I'm worried about ... vampires.
INUI: Kaidoh, there's no such thing as vampires.
KAIDOH: Yes there is. I made a garlic necklace for you.
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that I've written a 10 000 word love poem to him but I can't come up with a good last line. I'm worried about ... the economy.
INUI: Kaidoh, you're right to be worried. Maybe you should start planning for retirement now. I can advise you on mutual funds.
KAIDOH: Inui's much more boring than I thought. Uh...I have to go now.
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's got a piece of kale stuck between his teeth. I'm worried about ... Japan's showing in the Olympics. China and the US are kicking our butts in gold and we're only 6th by medal total.
INUI: At least we're not Canada.
KAIDOH: Yeah. Those hosers.
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's the one I'm going to marry when I grow up and move to Canada. I'm worried about ... the Goa'uld.
INUI: Kaidoh, I am a Goa'uld. Hold still while I give you this amazing painful gold forehead tattoo and then you'll be my First Prime.
KAIDOH: Is that like getting married?
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OK, Kaidoh might actually be worried about vampires, given what we've seen, but he's not about to say that to Inui. Hmm. It may be time to invoke the muse with alcohol. Or just have a beer and watch more Farscape.
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Now my new housemates are wondering about the strange girl in #11 who shrieks with laughter for no apparent reason.
[offers bottle of Scotch] It's not doing me a whole hell of a lot of good over here.
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and I should stop fangirling you so one of these days
Well, only if you want to. *g*
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Just remember, the raquets are really swords; these matches are all life and death fights. *nods*
*snickers some more, especially over the Olympics part*
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You are wonderful.
Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don't know.
And what is that?
I... am not left-handed.
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*revives to glomp you*
Yes, I've been waiting for someone to spoof that ever since finding PoT, and no one seems to have! *disappointed* Especially since I can't do parody to save my life, and have to wheedle other people into doing it for me. *sighs*
...Tezuka could play princess. *cackles*
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But who will be Miracle Max?
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But there's one good point about them being so young. Everything (a failed exam, a broken racket, a love letter, a chance meeting with a pop idol...) takes huge, over-dramatic proportions!
Alcohol helps inspiration? *runs outside to buy plum wine*
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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.
KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that I'm not worthy of his merest glance and am as a humble worm in the glory of his bright presence. I'm worried about ... well, nothing. But I saw Gackt downtown today.
INUI: I thought you didn't like Gackt.
KAIDOH: I was just wishing I'd beaten him up when I had the chance.
I think I'll keep thinking. But I'll take the plum wine. *g*
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Gackt's fangirls will hunt you down and set fire to your computer!
Forget the plum wine. Let's get some vodka, for faster results.
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*cracks up*
Kaidoh's not worried about wormholes yet, huh? ^______________^
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So... yeah. I've even read some of these before. And I didn't notice the name attached to them until now. And HOLY SHIT.
*is probably going to leave feedback on about 95% of the LotR and SW sections*
And, to conclude, *FANGIRLS SOME MORE*.
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