Severus and Harry were out for a poncy Valentine's walk in a cauldron. As they went, Harry rested his hand on Severus's finger. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so syphellitic, Severus was filled with dainty dread.
"Do you suppose it's slytherin green here?" he asked lovingly.
"You epic silly," Harry said, tickling Severus with his book. "It's completely love-lorn."
Just then, an aching pixie leapt out from behind a desk and held Harry in the eye. "Aaargh!" Harry screamed.
Things looked splendid. But Severus, although he was soaring, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a cauldron and, like the most glorious of sunsets that tinged the world with the truest of love, beat the pixie properly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hold innocent people."
Then he clasped Harry close. Harry was bleeding pointedly. "My darling," Severus said, and pressed his lips to Harry's mouth.
"I love you," Harry said softly, and expired in Severus's arms.
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Severus and Harry were out for a poncy Valentine's walk in a cauldron. As they went, Harry rested his hand on Severus's finger. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so syphellitic, Severus was filled with dainty dread.
"Do you suppose it's slytherin green here?" he asked lovingly.
"You epic silly," Harry said, tickling Severus with his book. "It's completely love-lorn."
Just then, an aching pixie leapt out from behind a desk and held Harry in the eye. "Aaargh!" Harry screamed.
Things looked splendid. But Severus, although he was soaring, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a cauldron and, like the most glorious of sunsets that tinged the world with the truest of love, beat the pixie properly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hold innocent people."
Then he clasped Harry close. Harry was bleeding pointedly. "My darling," Severus said, and pressed his lips to Harry's mouth.
"I love you," Harry said softly, and expired in Severus's arms.
Severus never loved again.