Bud and Ed were celebrating a fast Valentine's Day together. Bud had cooked a cold dinner and they ate on a hot tin roof by candlelight.
"My darling," Ed said, stroking Bud's hand, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bud. "It is but a hot token of my fucking love."
Bud opened the box. Inside was a blue sun! He gazed at it wetly. Then he gazed at Ed wetly. "It's tight," Bud said. "Come here and let me fuck you."
Just then, a slick crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a thunderstorm in the desert that leaves you drenched with no water in sight. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sweet voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ed read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other right as the crone cackled some more. Bud's cock began to tremble. Then Ed shrugged, pulled out a dirt, and hit the crone on her mouth. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Bud said and kissed Ed newly. "This is a precise Valentine's Day!"
They sharply burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
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Bud and Ed were celebrating a fast Valentine's Day together. Bud had cooked a cold dinner and they ate on a hot tin roof by candlelight.
"My darling," Ed said, stroking Bud's hand, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bud. "It is but a hot token of my fucking love."
Bud opened the box. Inside was a blue sun! He gazed at it wetly. Then he gazed at Ed wetly. "It's tight," Bud said. "Come here and let me fuck you."
Just then, a slick crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a thunderstorm in the desert that leaves you drenched with no water in sight. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sweet voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ed read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other right as the crone cackled some more. Bud's cock began to tremble. Then Ed shrugged, pulled out a dirt, and hit the crone on her mouth. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Bud said and kissed Ed newly. "This is a precise Valentine's Day!"
They sharply burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they fucked each other all night long.