And I am a Gryffindor brat, so :P. *snaps you with end of red and gold scarf*

Scarf war! Oh, wait, that's contrary to Slytherin dignity. I'll just maintain a chilly and contemptuous silence then.

And as to Snape kicking your butt, have you tried offering him a Guinness? Or perhaps Imperio is what you really need...

Well, I was the one who had the beer. It softened the blow, at least. :) I have had to admit defeat for now. But not permanently. They all bow to me, eventually.