If I was intractable, I'd be hard to push around.
If I was indelible, you'd never rub me out.
If I was inflammable, I'd set your heart on fire.
If I was ineffable, you wouldn't have to say a word.
If I was inflatable, I'd blow up like a balloon.
If I was inaudible, you wouldn't have to hear me sing.


*snerk!*

*reads again*

*snerks again*

If I was impossible, I wouldn't have to be here.

okay, that's a bit of a cheat, with the "im" there.