Hee! Loved your summary. A pretty accurate assessment as far as I can tell.

You know, if you want to write some Daniel/Jonas fic, you can just blame it on me. In fact, I have a track record for that pairing since Danvers already blamed me for the Daniel/Jonas fic she wrote.

Or you could just write Daniel, Sam and Teal'c having a hot, sweaty, post-workout threesome in the locker room. I'm easy that way. ;-)